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And if you say anything but 'yes it does', you're a liar!

2006-08-05 19:49:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

JT - Spilling your seed on the ground, etc.

2006-08-05 19:55:47 · update #1

scafool - what you said made so much sense that i'm going to repost it:
"A different aproach, if man is in gods image God had a "wang", If there is only one God and no other beings then what would he use it for? Self pleasuring seems the only reasonable response. ( except of course for that little cross species adventure with Mary) "

2006-08-05 19:58:49 · update #2

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A different aproach, if man is in gods image God had a "wang", If there is only one God and no other beings then what would he use it for? Self pleasuring seems the only reasonable response. ( except of course for that little cross species adventure with Mary)

2006-08-05 19:55:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

What, like putting a single piece of fruit out of bounds in the middle of a garden and telling two people it's the only thing they're NOT allowed to eat didn't clue you in? God the Prankster strikes again!

2006-08-07 02:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0 0

What makes you think God hates masturbation? This is not stated in the Bible. Having said that, let me ask you this: Do you always do what feels good? It might feel pretty good to shoot up heroin.

There is at least one thing that I know God DOES hate, and that's hearing his holy name used as a curse word.

2006-08-05 19:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by David S 5 · 0 0

Where did you get the idea that "God hates masturbation?"

The only reference that might apply is referring to "coitus interruptus" (pulling out early), not masturbation.

The bible does not prohibit masturbation.

Response:

No, that is a misinterpretation. Read the link and it explains it far better than I. The bible does not prohibit masturbation.

2006-08-05 19:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by Left the building 7 · 0 0

You know I don't know where it says in the bible that you can't masturbate. It says you can have sex and God made sex so he must have wanted us to enjoy it. Otherwise he would have us touch fingers or some other thing that wasn't quite so messy.

2006-08-05 19:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by sazu_llaevots 2 · 0 0

because god is part of a religion which was created by man so man was created before god so god didnt really invent masterbation. masterbation isnt bad. its religion that thinks masterbation is bad, which it is not. go ask any doctor and they'll say masterbation is healthy. it is part of reproducing which is the basic purpose of man in the first place. so go masterbate. its nothing to be guilty of. plus, god is supposed to love us all even if you masterbate.

2006-08-05 19:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Major Tom 3 · 0 0

No, God does not hate masturbation. Its just that he prefers that you got laid instead, because it feels much better.

2006-08-05 19:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Kee 2 · 0 0

hey jack-o what makes you think god hates it? that is just stooopid. don't believe everything you hear.

that's just your mom trying to control you even further. At least she bought you your computer so you could find out how full of it she is.

2006-08-05 19:54:39 · answer #8 · answered by drewwers 3 · 0 0

god does not hate masturbation. what do you think he was doing in that tomb for three days? he was spanking the o'le monkey.

2006-08-05 19:56:36 · answer #9 · answered by kurleylovescheese 6 · 0 0

I think if you can substain from masturbation and sex then thats great.Save it until marriage.if masturbation feels that good then wouldn't sex and if sex feels that good then why masturbate..

2006-08-05 20:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Yourbestbet 1 · 0 0

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