I asked my son to help me with the dishes, and he said "no way" so I cut off 2 of his fingers with a meat cleaver, then he pulled a 9 mm handgun and pointed it at my head, so I dived out the window, and got my pump-action shotgun from my truck, and we engaged in an all-out gun battle for the next 2 hours, is this normal behaviour for a redneck hillbilly family??????? YEEEEHAAAAA
2006-08-05 19:31:40 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
omg it reminds me of my family! but next time make sure you get the neighbours involved, that way it would be 2 redneck hillbilly families battling it out because your son wouldn't do the dishes!
2006-08-05 21:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by invisible_me123 1 · 6⤊ 5⤋
My answer will in all danger sound very sterotypical yet i don't understand techniques else to describe the version. Hillbillies are extra pronounced down south and rednecks are extra north. it fairly is how hillbillies have been discribed to me: they flow gator looking, stay in wood shacks, have few tooth, stuff like that. Rednecks do extremely some looking deer and a few undergo and a powerful sort of fishing. Spending all day doing this. each and every so many times donning cowboy hats, cowboy boots, or flannel. the version is tough to describe i assume. I stay the area anybody seems to be referred to as rednecks inspite of no remember if it is not neccessarily a undesirable subject. the persons precise here hate to be referred to as hillbillies although. i've got have been given never heard of "Son's of the airborne dirt and dirt" formerly
2016-11-03 23:48:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess. I have rednecks in my family but I don't talk to them much. I'll ask them if it's normal but I think most of them don't have a phone or are locked up in jail for something stupid.
2006-08-05 19:35:48 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pathetic people. Its no wonder " redneck" people get a bad rap. By the way I R 1.
2006-08-05 19:40:06 · answer #4 · answered by greengnome0001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a farm tractor
Will trade for 18 year old hillbilly girl with big hooters that can make shine.
2006-08-05 19:34:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wouldn't know redneck, even if they bent you over, and made you squeal like a pig. you're either redneck, or hillbilly not both.
2006-08-05 19:44:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe a word of this. NO self respecting hillbilly would carry a 9mm.
2006-08-05 21:11:25 · answer #7 · answered by sixfour76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it all sounds very normal... for a redneck hillbilly family...
I see you must have one... or else you wouldnt be here... and let me guess that the monitor of your comuter is sitting up on bricks.... and is your screen saver the "General Lee" ??
Hmmmm I wonder...
2006-08-05 19:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by wollemi_pine_writer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-08-05 20:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In your family that is probably a weekly occurrence, I just hope nothing happened to that smoking dog of yours, that would be a pity.
2006-08-05 20:22:53 · answer #10 · answered by hagren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋