i've answered many questions in this section. maybe you recognize my name and maybe you don't. i have tried to answer questions in a humerous manner. some of you might think i have a lack of respect. but, i'm just adding a little levity to an all too serious subject. i mean some of you people are soooooooo serious. do you at least appriciate my humor? is my humor going to send me to hell? just wondering.
2006-08-05 19:06:38 · 25 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sure. You can then see Hitler and say ' hey what you in here for mustache?' He'll say 'oh I killed few million jews. What you in for?' And you can tell him 'I made bad jokes on yahoo.' You guys will than have gay sex for next milion years.
2006-08-05 19:20:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I answer that with a joke and smile while I am doing it?
You did ask a great question and of course I should give you a great answer. OK. Are you ready?
The only answer to that is it is up to you! You will decide that for yourself. If that is what you want then do it. If it is not what you want then don't do it. You decide. Its the biggest decision you will make in this life cycle my friend ha ha.
Your joking and putting humor in this Q&A has no effect on it. Whether these people are serious of a joker like you will not effect it. The only thing that will be used is the decision you make as to where you want to be.
See it as standing on the fence and then just fall either way you want cause you will surly fall someday at your death when you do loose your ability to balance. So why not now pick your place and jump there today?
If you do not know how, read the Bbile and it does give complete free fall instructions and you don't even need a parachute. Its a totally free offer so consired it my friend. The falling is great and a view of what lies ahead makes it all worth it.
2006-08-05 19:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by cjkeysjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Despite what many uninformed people say, God has a wonderful sense of humor. He loves to laugh. If people would take the time to know Him- truly know Him, instead of believing what some preacher says about Him, they would be more relaxed, fun, peaceful, and loving. It I ask 10 of Joe's friends, "what Joe is like?", I will get 10 different opinions about Joe. Some will even get angry. They will insist they know more about Joe than the others. Some will even curse and revile. It is best to be with Joe. Then I will truly know Joe. Right? It is the same with God. God is simple. Everything else is complex. He is love. He not only has love, but He is love. God is not a judgmental old Fart with a long beard and a big club, who is going to wack you every time you mess up. God does not scan the earth, looking for people to send to hell, although his people do. (Oh Lord! Please deliver me from your servants! LOL) God is fun, ever new, ever interesting. He is a joy to be with. After all, is that not why he created us, his equals? For fellowship? Can we truly be "fellows" or buddies if we are not equal? Can a slave be one of the fellows with the master? God sees us as equals. Life is not meant to be a struggle. We have made it difficult, not God. Nature's intelligence functions with effortless ease, freedom, joy, harmony, love, and laughter. These are personality traits of our God. Ask Him. He will answer. Do not accept or believe the horse manure religion is handing to us. http://taobarbie.com
2006-08-05 19:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by Tao Barbie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only 70.000 Muslims in this world which is not visit hell.
The others visit hell first before enter heaven.
All non-Muslim is a hell inhabitant except before-Muhammad prophet followers and who worship Allah.
People who is never heard about monotheism (except Jews and Christianity) or Islam (so he dont know about the truth, like Mayans, etc.) will held in al-a'raaf, they will wait there until every Muslims finished suffer the punishment in the hell, and then enter heaven.
Wallahu a'lam bishshawwab.
2006-08-05 19:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only thing between hell and heaven for you is yourself. If you havent accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour, then you may be going to Hell. I cannot judge, only the Lord will Judge you. So if you think you are going to Hell, then maybe you should change your ways some.
2006-08-05 19:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by GOT FAITH? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way you've answered questions on an internet site has absolutely nothing to do with what will happen to your soul.
Whether or not you accept or reject God's Son Jesus Christ is all there is. He provided a way, you just have to walk in it.
2006-08-05 19:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by foxray43 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
Why did Moses wander the desert for 40 years?
He wouldn't ask for directions.
A parrot ate his owners last Viagra pill, so the owner feeling rather upset, threw the parrot in the freezer. The next morning the owner woke up feeling sorry for the parrot so he decides to let the parrot out. He opens the freezer to find the parrot is wet with sweat. The owner asks the parrot "how did you get so hot in the freezer??" the parrot replies...
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"DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A FROZEN CHICKENS LEGS OPEN???!!!!"
2006-08-05 19:24:43 · answer #7 · answered by Doug B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't appreciate humor young man. You need to get serious or you are going to burn in the eternal fires of hell, you ungrateful little @sshole!
2006-08-05 19:14:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would not even dream of making such a judgment. Only God knows you and the state of your soul. Perhaps you truly thought you were lightening someones day.
Peace Be With You,
Debra
2006-08-05 19:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think? What ever you think, that you will be. The world steps aside to let pass a man who know wither he is going and steps out with full determination and confidence.
But I think, you will be there with God in haven.
2006-08-05 19:20:42 · answer #10 · answered by La_Vish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋