Is it true that suicides become civil servants in the afterlife?

Question

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Answer 1

no you go to hell

Answer 2

Wasn't that cool! What an afterlife. Paperwork, and the waiting room. HAha! oh- (I just learned this) LOL!
Or how hollywood protrays elevators, escilators taking people to heaven. Or how there is more detail in hell than heaven - seems we understand hell better almost?

Thanks for the laugh.
Dayyyy ooooooo!
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HAHa I just read the answers so far. I feel so old knowing BeatleJuice! HA!

Answer 3

no, one either goes to heaven or hell

.....there is much speculation on whether one is capable of going to heaven with the sin of suicide......some say that if the person were mentally handicapped or something, then God will extend mercy if they were already born again....some say that it's unforgiveable because rarely is there time to repent...

.....i tend to lean more to the former, but i would not take the chance and i do not have a doctrinal boundary of what exactly God would do.....that's just plain up to Him....

.....but civil servants? that's just out there.

Answer 4

Suicide, the ending of one's own life by a self-deliberated action is a demonstration of one's rejection of God's gift of life to him or her, rejection of God's plan for one's life course and the rejection of God's omnipotent sovereignty in all matters. It is a delcaration of "self".
The Invictus is a statement of this declaration. The only afterlife for suicides is nonstop burning in The Lake Of Fire, in Hell.

Answer 5

No, you will burn in HELL if you don't accept BEETLEJUICE into your heart as your True Savior! Call His name 3 times and accept Him into your heart, otherwise you cannot go to Heaven.

Answer 6

suicide victims go to a suburb of hell where they have to kill themselves over and over again for 100 years. after that they go straight to hell where satan takes over killing them for eternity.

Answer 7

that's impossible to answer