A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a ripoff! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"So?" asked the ducks former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
2006-08-05 18:49:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that quacks me up! lol .... wow i cant believe i just said that.... it seemed appropriate at the time. and i could delete it but y?
2006-08-05 18:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Seems to me a lit candle would go out due to lack of oxygen under that overturned bowl.
2006-08-06 02:26:44 · answer #2 · answered by quikzip7 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-08-06 01:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny but funny.
2006-08-06 01:53:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, that's funny but sad, but still funny! =)
2006-08-06 01:53:23 · answer #5 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...I like that!
2006-08-06 01:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so sad yet funny!!!!!!
2006-08-06 01:54:27 · answer #7 · answered by akar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
UUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-06 02:25:50 · answer #8 · answered by GKFTAF 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋