1) The Promoter of "Jesus Juice"
http://www.oregonlive.com/images/news/112003michael.jpg
2) This Passionate Christian
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20060802/capt.sge.bgh90.020806215843.photo00.photo.default-356x507.jpg
3) A Skinny Little Old Hindu Man
http://www.tn.gov.in/tamiltngov/memorial/gandhi.jpg
4) A Cross Dressing Buddhist
http://www.choekhorling.cl/galeria/images/dalai_lama.JPG
5) A Nameless Bum
http://www.hame.ca/blog/archives/bum.jpg
6) This Alfred E Newman Lookalike
http://www.wikinfo.org/upload/d/d4/George-W-Bush.jpeg
7) A Famous Actor and Heismann Trophy Winner
http://www.echs.k12.sd.us/Alumni/oj-simpson.jpg
2006-08-05 18:36:16 · 20 answers · asked by idspudnik 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
WhyNotAskDon? Because he's an idiot, that's why!
2006-08-05 18:41:23 · update #1
Vote for me to get into heaven. I'm better looking and more of a Christian than any of these bastards!
2006-08-05 18:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
My vote goes to the Nameless Bum because he looks like he is ready to offer the sacrifice that God will accept and that makes a person a prime candidate for receiving the Holy Spirit.
Psalms 51:17 The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit; a broken and contrite heart, O God, you will not despise.
2006-08-05 18:47:26 · answer #2 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Based on Christian dogma, the one or ones who believe Jesus died on the cross, came back three days later and is the only way to salvation get(s) in.
They all start with the same odds, but based on the possibility of randomly dying tomorrow before converting, I'd say Gibson and Bush have a head start in the race. Ghandi's screwed.
2006-08-05 18:45:11 · answer #3 · answered by quatrefoil2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the respond is a humble and modest man or woman. regardless of if there is not any reason he must be Christian. Christianity do not carry the keys to the Pearly Gate. each and each faith that believes in Heaven, believes that a humble and modest man or woman could desire to be welcomed in Heaven. in basic terms for the reason which you hit upon faith on dying row does not count selection. on the dimensions of existence his sins a techniques out weigh his sturdy. No Heaven for him. bill
2016-11-03 23:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only God knows which of these actually accept His gift of salvation and are repentant of their sins.
The only thing man can judge are actions and expressions. Like Mel Gibson spewing anti-Semitic garbage in a drunken tirade. He has been charged for a couple of years now by Jews of anti-Semitism, but until now there has been no evidence for this judgment. He was condemned without warrant. Now he has given credence to their charges and basically signed a warrant of condemnation himself.
But wait, he is repentant, he is apologizing and asking for guidance to repair his relationship with the Jewish community. So you see how we are limited to actions and expressions, whereas God knows what's really in Mel's heart. God knows if Mel is trying to please Him or if he is just trying to keep his Hollywood persona alive for his career.
So while man is directed to administer justice for society, only God can judge whether a man or woman is fit for the kingdom of heaven.
2006-08-05 18:59:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whichever one admits he is a sinner, repents, turns away from His sin, and accepts Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior for Jesus alone is the way, the truth and the life and no man had fellowship with the father except through him.
They all have equal opportunity! What they have done in their past makes no difference.
2006-08-05 18:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man, come on. You and me both know they all have the same chance. It just takes a decision of the heart. We're all shady by nature, but some of us realize that there is something bigger at work here and we take advantage of grace.
2006-08-05 18:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Wopsle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any of them if they repent and accept Jesus. Otherwise, only the nameless bum in #5. "Blessed be the poor, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven..."
2006-08-05 18:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by niceguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All of them have the best chance. Saint Paul used to slay Christians before he became one.
2006-08-05 18:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by nitr0bike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Jackson. Even god can't resist a little Billy Jeane and Dirty Diana.
2006-08-05 18:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Job 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as how "Heaven" is an imaginary place contrived by man, they all have a pretty piss-poor chance of going there.
Hope this helps :)
2006-08-05 18:45:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋