Willys cynical thought for the flipping day;
Civilization is just a slow process of fugging learning to be kind!
1. You wake up face down on the pavement.
2. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
3. You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.
4. You see a "60 minutes" news team waiting in your office.
5. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
6. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
7. You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
8. Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
9. You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
10. Your car horn goes off accidentally & remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
11. Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
12. Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
13. The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
14. You wake up and your braces are locked together.
15. You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
16. You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
17. Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
18. Your income check bounces.
19. You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
20. Your pet rock snaps at you.
21. Your wife says, "Good morning, Allan" and your name is George.
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2006-08-05 18:00:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
From; WILLYS JOKES 8/2/06 The Dictionary of Dating The Best Jokes Anywhere
2006-08-05 18:01:11 · update #1
When someone whizzes in your Cheerios.
2006-08-05 18:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh darn if even couple of those happened first thing of the morning , I'd say the h**l with it and go back to bed and just stay there! Cause if all that happened in one day ( you'd probably die of a heart attack).
2006-08-05 18:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what you mean lol...
I have found that when you see this kind of day creeping on you, it helps to do something different that you normally wouldn't do.
If you aren't a coffee drinker, drink a good strong cup of coffee.
take a different route to work. anything different to break the track you seem to be on.
2006-08-05 18:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You wake up face down on the pavement and your bra is on backwards and you're a guy.
2006-08-05 18:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's when it's time to go back to bed and say to hell with it!
And hope Little Orphan Annie is right about tomorrow.
2006-08-05 19:27:59 · answer #5 · answered by joegossum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so what's up with Alex W.? hmm interesting well yep these are quite amusing hehe i've had a couple of bad days then :D â¥
2006-08-05 19:07:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you start brushing your teeth and discover you are using Preparation-H.
2006-08-05 18:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by organic gardener 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all of the above.
2006-08-05 18:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by recyclingmamma@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahhaaha those are hilarious!!
2006-08-05 18:04:29 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!..bad bad..lol
2006-08-05 18:12:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋