winner= 10 pts richer!
2006-08-05 17:51:19 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When Homer and Mr. Burns are golfing and Mr. Burns says, "Don't just stand there...Use an open faced club; like a sand wedge."
Homer's reply..."Mmmnnn...Open faced club sandwich."
2006-08-05 17:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff45ACP 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Well it really depends on which Simpson character out Of Ralph "The Leprickon Tell Me To Burn Things" And Nelson Muttz "Ha-Ha Barts Familys Poor"
2006-08-06 02:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by Baby Baller Chica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello!
This comes from the episode in which Homer and Marge are falsely charged with child neglect and the kids are sent to live with the Flanders.
Teacher at Parenting Class: "And I cannot stress this enough--garbage goes in a garbage can!"
2006-08-06 02:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by nerdgirl77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ralph = ...iron you.....
when the kids were trying to get rid of the curfew the town put on them and it ended up being between kids parents and grandparents and everyone was arguing and suddenly everyone shuts up and you hear ralph at the end saying that to the grandparents
2006-08-06 00:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by swtlilazndevil0 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat My Shorts
2006-08-06 02:29:30 · answer #5 · answered by -stephanie yo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bart,after he'd broke the magic 8 ball on Milhouse's head;
"I bet the 8 ball didn't see that coming"
2006-08-06 00:55:50 · answer #6 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
2006-08-06 00:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who doesnt love that 'DOH' sound that Homer makes, it just has such a nice ring to it. DOH DOH DOH DOH
(to tell you how much I luv that sound, I have it on my computer so if I do something wrong or an update comes up it goes DOH!!!!)
2006-08-06 07:30:06 · answer #8 · answered by imachocaholic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer looking at Principal Skinner and thinking, "possible homer sexual!"
2006-08-06 01:41:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Shimatta baka-ni" Simpson's go to Japan.
Shimatta-damn
baka-foolish
ni-adjective (sort of)
damn + foolish+ adjective= DON'T
Languages are fun.
2006-08-06 00:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by foxmoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋