Food For Thought, Maybe?

Question

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like... Night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Answer 1

1-13
raising my hand
like a speed of light

Answer 2

No. 8

Answer 3

number 7, 8, 13, and 14 were clever and funny.

Answer 4

Number 13 is the most accurate! Very Good!

Answer 5

The early fish gets caught, cooked and eaten for the same thing that the bird gets credit for.

Answer 6

If an oriental man is spun around 6 times, does he become disoriented?

Answer 7

2, 3, 7, 10, and 14 were funny the rest were okay but those actually made me giggle. Thanks for the laugh.

Answer 8

interesting, funny, 2 thumbs up

Answer 9

And my all time favourite...

Life is like a $hit sandwich.
The more bread you have,
The less $hit you have to eat.

Now THAT'S food for thought...

Answer 10

I thought about all of those comments, and I didn't get any food. I don't like your question.

Answer 11

yeah 13 my favorite. I like these....good one dude