Argus came back today ( he left me a coupe of days ago) because he forgot a few cans of dip at the trailer. Well I went to take a bath in the tin tub outside the trailer and when I got back in there was argus holding stinky in the kjitchen sink and there was a pot of boiling water on the stove. If i didnt get there on time he would have plucked his furr off. Why cant he leave stinky alone.
Argus tells me that I should let him eat stinky because he would taste good with cooked taters but also because I would prove my love to him. I dont know what to do
HERES A PICTURE OF STINKY FROM 3 YRS AGO.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/ast5791/untitled5555.jpg
2006-08-05 16:28:56 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Ewwww, that's disgusting. Poor little Stinky deserves to live. Throw Argus out, he sounds like a wiener. In fact make him boil his own.
2006-08-05 16:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by blue_cole_baby 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you're going to eat him, feed him corn for a week before you do. That will take the gamey taste out of him. No need to pluck the fur. Just skin him. They have a fat layer that you want to take off, anyway.
Next, you want to par boil the meat if you're going to pan fry him. It loosens up the muscles so he won't be so tough. If you're stewing him, make a squirrel gravy. I know it sounds weird, but possum gravy doesn't taste as good as squirrel gravy. Leaves too much game in the mix.
Bon apetit!
2006-08-05 23:37:34 · answer #2 · answered by normobrian 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think that this scenario is 100% authentic. I read one reply and it said "redneck no have laptop!". I felt offended. But anyways, not only is this kinda sexy and romantic (with you taking a bath outside), it's very heart-gripping. You are torn between Stinky and Argus. I bet Argus is a handsome man. You must love him so much. *cries*...
I can't help it. I'm crying too now. Just thinking of what you have to go through. It makes me so sad...
2006-08-06 13:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
K. Here's the deal. I can't believe that someone who's trying to portray themselves as an ignorant redneck the way you do could afford a computer and know how to use it as well as you do.
So what I'm saying is that you are a quack. I happen to remember your question (sort of) from last week about eating your scabs or something gross like that.
What I really think is that you are trying to shock. You don't, you just make me wonder about your mentality.
2006-08-05 23:38:27 · answer #4 · answered by nellie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh jeez, you are so lucky that Argus didn't just dunk Doe Doe in the boiling water, seeing as she is already shaved. You really got back there in the nick of time!
What were you doing taking a bath, anyway?
2006-08-05 23:33:34 · answer #5 · answered by LaRue 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dated Argus a few years ago and he told me that if I loved him Id let him eat my pet pigon frank. I loved Argus soo much I let him eat Frank. Ahhh I, am so sorry Frank! Argus two timed me and left me for you. Now you say he wants to eat your possum. How cruel can you be? If you love him let him eat your possum. You cant find another man like Argus!
2006-08-05 23:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by momof2borninmarch 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this guy has serious issues!
you should not let him back around.
what kind of man would want to eat a opossum anyway?
this sounds to me like a control issue.
think about it, if he loved you in the first place he would not ask you to prove your love by hurting you or anything that you love!
this guy is sick! get away from him. please
2006-08-05 23:35:39 · answer #7 · answered by babydoll 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hilarious!! you should write a book with this stuff man its just too funny!!!
by the way ignore all the idiots above, they either have no sense of humor or don't understand what cynical is.
2006-08-05 23:35:44 · answer #8 · answered by julian r 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ooooowwwwww!!!! my aching belly!!!! I'm really laughing my a$$ off!!!
he'll still leave you if you let him eat stinky. keep stinky. get rid of argus.
Bwahahahahaha!!!
2006-08-05 23:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by ice 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The sad thing is that you actually think this is humorous. Are you witty? Only halfway.
2006-08-05 23:35:43 · answer #10 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋