My friends, please hear me out before you judge me. This is completely factual. On Friday night, I was watching the Oprah show. As her program aired in the same usual manner, the T.V. suddenly began flickering. The image of her remained undisturbed, and she looked at me with her powerful yet compassionate eyes. She began speaking to me. Her voice did not come from the television speakers. It radiated around the room. She told me to come with her. I whispered "I will". And in an aurora of bright flashes, I was whisked away, both body and mind, into an alien world. Oprah revealed to me that this was Earth... 50 years later. It was saddening. The whole landscape that my eyes were able to see was barren and desolate. She told me that this was the result of George Bush's reckless use of Atomic weapons. The world has been destroyed. The people that did survive are in a murderous frenzy...
2006-08-05 15:08:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oprah told me that the Apocalypse is real. It will happen. She told me that she has existed since the dawn of humanity. From the wild African Savannah where she was first born, she has reincarnated throughout the course of human civilization and has witnessed every horrifying event from the Plague to the Holocaust. She was the one who informed Jesus and taught him about God's plan. Jesus, however, did not accept the fact that God was a woman. A black woman. She is God. Oprah is God. I tell you this so that we shall be prepared for what will come. George Bush is the third Anti-Oprah. He is the one that will cause the devastation of Humanity. Please, tell everyone you know about this. We must follow Oprah's cause and stop George Bush before he destroys our planet!
2006-08-05 15:08:38 · update #1
Huh?
2006-08-13 14:15:05 · answer #1 · answered by virgoascendant 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You lost me on your third sentence. You've got some serious issues. Are they physical or chemical or both? I prescribe a rigorous schedule of watching South Park or anything on Comedy Central to help you lighten up.
Oprah is god? I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Oprah is the furthest thing from a god. Sure she reaches a large audience and affects a lot of people, but that is because she is a decent speaker and has a good schtick. But that's it. You think (a) god would choose to be incarnated in the form of a massively wealthy individual? I choose to think not.
Try again knucklehead.
2006-08-05 15:28:56 · answer #2 · answered by racefan01 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh my Oprah! I knew about this some time ago. I have received messages from her too. I thought I was the only one. I told people about this before Bush was elected. No one would listen. We must be soulmates. I am so glad that there is someone else to share this with. Oprah is so wise and beyond most peoples comprehesion. Has she contacted you again? Please let me know. I await her contact daily. I sense there are secret messages in her shows but I have yet to reach that level of spiritual awakening that will allow me to understand.
2006-08-05 15:17:43 · answer #3 · answered by lovesaragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happened to you that you would dream this up? You must have fell asleep while watching Oprah and somehow hit a button on your remote and changed the channel to a religious channel that was talking about the end of times. Please tell me this is what really happened? Don't be sucked into worshiping False Profits.
2006-08-13 13:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are one of the reasons why God has given us a better deal.
Yes, it will come,but not by Bush or todays war. No, my friend, things are about to get far worse though, In the future this will be the good old days. Sad, but true.
2006-08-05 15:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by ostrom57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
But since the earth was still standing and Jesus wasn't there, I am skeptical. Also, Jesus said no one will no the day or the time. So again I am skeptical. You make no quotes from Scripture, so that gives me even more reason to be skeptical. But if God wanted to reach you that way He would. I'm just saying I'm very skeptical.
2006-08-05 15:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by byhisgrace70295 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first off, the apocalypse was mentioned in the bible long before oprah was ever famous or even born. second yes its real, we are in the beginning of the end... so i suggest you go talk to a counslor or to a pastor, minister or what ever you believe in and see what they say about your "Dream".
2006-08-05 15:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by ladyrebel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Yu really mean it? Oprah is GOD in your opinion?
I dont watch her program because she was arrogant one day saying she thought everyone asking for money thought her to be the FIRST NATIONAL BANK.
Now she is telling you she is GOD? Wow. Amazing.
2006-08-13 14:49:30 · answer #8 · answered by crazy s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, yes there will be an apocalypse, but I think it was Jesus who said it, not Oprah.
2006-08-13 14:19:32 · answer #9 · answered by bc.grown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Delusional?
2006-08-05 15:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by Kitten 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh! Montel told me that on Thrusday! Oprah totaly stole Montel's scoop!
2006-08-05 16:29:31 · answer #11 · answered by momof2borninmarch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋