2006-08-05 14:59:57 · 16 answers · asked by softloveboo 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
my son tried to flush his sisters head down the toilet because she was annoying him (they were 5 and 7)
2006-08-05 15:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Martha S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two funny ones, but will tell only one.
My daughter was oh, about 2 and I was in a hurry to go to my psychology class and I still had to take her and my older son to my moms. I sat her on the table and gave her her shoes and asked her to put them on. After a couple of minutes which seemed much longer as time usually does when in a hurry I came back to where she was and I saw she had not put on her shoes yet. I asked why and she said she couldn't. Well, she had untied the shoe laces but she just couldn't fit her feet in them. I then told her to take the tongue out(the inside of the shoe) so she could fit her foot in and as I was helping her put her shoes on I looked at her and SHE was sticking HER tongue out. That moment was very funny, she actually made me laugh and just made my day better. She is now 13 and we still talk about that incident and I still laugh like it was just happening.
2006-08-05 15:10:53 · answer #2 · answered by wonderwoman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh I have so many but here is the worst one!
We were in Mcdonalds and in line with a huge huge lady in front of us. My 7 year old daughter was being REALLY silent and I knew something was up, out of the blue she says "hey lady why are you here eating mcdonalds whe your so fat, why dont you try to lose some weight so you can fit in your car" :( OMG talk about embaressing, I dont even know where she got that from cuz I never amke fun of any one, well at least not in front of her.
I have tons more
2006-08-05 15:07:23 · answer #3 · answered by chicata25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny story from childhood and good lesson about swearing in front of kids.
One time my dad misplaced a pair of his shoes and was going around the house yelling "where are my "f***ing shoes?" Eventually he found them.
Later on, my older brother points to the same pair of shoes and tells my mom, "look Mommy, those are Daddy's f***ing shoes."
2006-08-05 15:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by O'Shea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son was in elementary school. The nurse called to tell me that there was a problem with my son,not to worry. She was laughing,(which I didn't understand).She told me that my son had saved his milk money(he liked chocolate) to challenge his friend to who could drink the most. The teacher finally caught on,but not before he drank 13! She sen't him to the principal's office,where he promptly threw up on the man's desk!1
2006-08-05 17:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok,when i was like 4,i did a lot of dance(ballet)and,we were on stage(at the performance)and eather i got ahead,or they got behind and i started yelling at them to hurry up and do the next part of the dance!!!i kept yelling at them when i gave up and i just went over and grabed the person to start running with me(we needed to run in a circle next)and they did the rest of there thing and then started to go with me.....we finished the dance fine.just i will never forget it!LOL,true story!!!
2006-08-05 15:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
potty training my daughter when she was about 20 months old. i was very pleased to see her coming along nicely but for one day when I happened to come into the kitchen to see her squatted and peeing on the newspaper layed out on the floor. I said, "baby,what are you doing?" she replied with a big smile "I go pee pee just like Bullbe do on the paper Ma-ma." Bullbe was our 4 month old puppy that was standing next to me looking at me with the same amazing stare I had. He was looking at me as if to say, did you see that? the paper was cleaned up after i stopped laughing. too cute!!!
2006-08-05 15:28:42 · answer #7 · answered by MotherNature 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We were wt a restaurant and my 3 year old screamed at me and said "mommy, look there's Harry Potter" it was a woman with short hair and big glasses" the woman was appauled!
2006-08-05 15:07:29 · answer #8 · answered by Sharonzeke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My grandson has a hamster, we put him outside in his cage, while we cleaned my grandsons room. We went out to get him when we were done and I said, oh my we let him get to hot, take him in and get him so ice cold water and let him cool off. Well instead of giving him ice cold water, my grandson put him in the refridgerator to cool him off. That hamster was 20 times fatter when he came out. He munched on half the stuff in my refridge.
Or when my son came to visit and brought his new dog, the dog pooped on my kitchen floor and my grandson thought it was a sausage and put it in the fridge. Picture opening your fridge door and seeing that ..... YUCK!
My son named his dog "GOD" I hated calling this dog.. OH God Oh god where are you come here God. We lost him at the lake one summer. My son ran and add "Have you seen God? Please call # reward" Geez some of the calls we got. And the missing dog posters we put up, yep, that caused a bit of a fuss.
2006-08-05 15:11:14 · answer #9 · answered by Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my little cousin was bad and didnt behave at church so he got home and his mom told him he should apologize 2 god so he ran 2 the kitchen table and got a chair and pulled it over 2 the wall and stood on it and grabbed the phone dialed a number and sumone answered and he says God i apologize and then he hung up
2006-08-05 15:07:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋