2006-08-05 14:39:52 · 10 answers · asked by k_poltorak 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
anyone who thinks im a moron can fight me and then when they leave theyll be so disoriented theyll kill themselves from fright of me fighting them again. Chuck Norris is my last nemesis and i need to know how to do this to fight him.
2006-08-05 16:15:47 · update #1
Even if you weren't an idiot, Norris is a guy, and guys DON'T have ovaries. Moron.
2006-08-06 09:35:05 · answer #1 · answered by Jerry L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you got trained by a special tibetan monk that can materialize objects and walk on snow.
2006-08-05 16:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by gerlooser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can I use my mind to knock you sooo hard off of Yahoo answers ? cause you are a moron !
2006-08-05 14:47:12 · answer #3 · answered by BLONDBOMB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only if youre chuck norris and by punch you mean roundhouse kick
2006-08-05 14:44:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jake S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa haha I don't know if you have that ability, but man would that be awesome.
2006-08-05 14:43:04 · answer #5 · answered by dulce et decorum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get your crystal ball, and start using your con artist skills to choke angry martial artist!
2006-08-05 16:28:46 · answer #6 · answered by kev 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My, my, you have a bit of an anger problem.
2006-08-05 14:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by notyou311 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
err, probably not. Unless your telekinetic.
2006-08-05 14:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Sam 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you concentrate REALLY REALLY hard -- no.
2006-08-05 14:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by onemoreordinaryday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-08-08 13:01:59 · answer #10 · answered by blackknightninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋