im drunk people, so bear with me. lol
2006-08-05 14:31:24 · 20 answers · asked by Gothic Princess 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'd make you wait for me to catch up and get drunk with you. We'd watch 40 Year Old Virgin and laugh our asses off. At around midnight we'd pass out since we started drinking so early. Then, we'd wake up with hangovers and swear off alcohol forever.
Not really though, you'd be back at my house in a week. :P
2006-08-05 14:42:57 · answer #1 · answered by atari_girl22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We'd fire up the DVD player and watch Veronica Mars, Babylon 5, and Battlestar Galactica.
2006-08-05 15:10:02 · answer #2 · answered by Otis F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would light many, many candles. red and white. then, i would turn out the lights. as you lay in the floor drunkenly giggling and calling me a cheese-ball i would take off your shoes. slowly, i would caress you, with a single finger, from the soft fleshy skin aside your big toe up your leg until i reached your soft femininely lovely knee where i would circle it and continue back down to your foot. i would lightly apply one kiss to the pale white diamond that is your foot to prove my harmless intentions. as you become more and more relaxed in my presence i would coax you into nakedness. running my fingers through your gorgeous black hair, moving it from your neck adds a look of intrigue to your intoxicated face. just under your ear you would feel my breath. a shiver running through you. "was that good or bad?" you might think to yourself as i kissed, nibbled and slightly bit on your neck. my licking of your earlobe would raise your eyebrows when it turns to a suckling. one of my large, rough hands would run up your body to feel of your breast. finally, i would whisper but a single sentence, "go to sleep". one kiss on your liqueur flavored lips would tempt my soul as i walked around the room blowing out candles.
what?
i would... and then i would turn you on your side.
and then jesus would come back and be like, "dude, she's fvckin' hot. are you hittin' that?" and i'd be like, "she's sleeping". christ guy would say, "man, if you're not gonna hit it i will". then, i would say something like, "jesus christ! if you do that you will live to regret it you sumbitch!" he'd be like, "what? dude, she's hot." and finally, he would see the true evil in my plan and be like, "i wish i could be more like you."
p.s. - i would give jesus a freshly packed bowl so he wouldn't cut out your kidneys and dump you in a bathtub full of ice.
p.s.s. - just kidding... i'd probably be wasted too. so, when i woke up to the chill of the tub i'd feel so gullible for believing what jesus said and i'd feel bad that i had sex with you while you were UNCONSCIOUS.
p.s.s.s - jesus was right... you are hot.
2006-08-05 15:22:19 · answer #3 · answered by Friendly Neighbor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on some loud music and just go with the flow
2006-08-05 14:36:19 · answer #4 · answered by densil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. We'd both regret it later... sleep with someone you care about, not some stranger. No worse way to catch some sick disease or make yourself feel like crap.
2006-08-05 14:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Mark H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. My house is boring. I'll be praying for you. Get sober and stay that way.
Have a nice day :-)
2006-08-05 14:36:26 · answer #6 · answered by drewfranklin4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch cartoons and smoke up some trees.
2006-08-05 14:36:07 · answer #7 · answered by adkfoaiefnafedw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd slap you around and beat so sence in to you. You fruit cake.
2006-08-05 14:35:05 · answer #8 · answered by Leopardette_44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
either call the cops or call the pizza hut delivery
2006-08-05 14:35:57 · answer #9 · answered by Paula 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what would we do its what would i do id kick u out of my house and call the cops
2006-08-05 14:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by CaRoLiNe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋