Of course you would.
Yay, +2 for everyone!! Praise Geraldo!!!
2006-08-05 13:39:33 · 22 answers · asked by locote956 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God has many names, but I am certain Geraldo isn't one of them.
2006-08-05 13:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by T-Bone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's in a name?
2006-08-05 20:43:33 · answer #2 · answered by Jake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if this were true, that would mean that years ago, many people worshiped more than one Geraldo...eventually the christians won out, because worshipping only one Geraldo made more sense and was more believable than worshiping more than one Geraldo...lol
2006-08-05 20:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by merlin_steele 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol I don't know, but one time I met Jesus.
You see, I was down in Cali, and a friend and I visited the Jelly Belly factory. As we were following the tour group through a glass tunnel that runs along the ceiling of the factory, we began to lag behind a little. We stopped for a moment as I looked down at the jelly bean coating machine, when this guy looked up at me and waved. I waved back, and suddenly I noticed his name tag: JESUS!
So yes people, Jesus lives, and he is a Mexican Jelly Belly factory worker. No wonder they taste so heavenly!
(Okay, I lied, I think Jelly Beans are disgusting, but the phrase was so fitting)
2006-08-05 20:46:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geraldo save me from sally jessie raphael
2006-08-05 20:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a scientologist and my church of scientology decided last sunday that god's name IS Geraldo.
Geraldo Baldo to be exact.
Praise Geraldo for my +2, if it were not for you guiding me to this wonderful question I might have missed out on this opportunity to brainwash people to my church.
2006-08-05 20:46:10 · answer #6 · answered by La Voce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geraldo does not work very hard.
And doesn't want to take out the trash!(:-o)
2006-08-05 20:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by Tim 47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. in other countries they call him by a different name. some tribes in 3rd world country that have never heard the name jesus or god still worship the god that created the world. there is only one. and he has many names
2006-08-05 20:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by onfireforGOD 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow up.
The only reason you keep questioning God is because your in denial, and by making yourself think that he isn't real gives you comfort instead of the fear that you might go to hell.
Hopefully you won't, but thats not my choice.
2006-08-05 20:47:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you nuts or what?
God has many names. Regardless of what name is used, he is the creator, the almighty, he is our Father in Heaven. So, yes, I would obey him and respect whatever name it is he has.
Don't make mockery of other people's beliefs, you bonehead!
2006-08-05 20:45:50 · answer #10 · answered by HappyCat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋