silly things you said as a kid?

Question

i once called goosepimples, duck measles lol

Answer 1

I had a big day at my new school....
I met my new teacher mrs Turner...
and discovered the joys of apple turnovers at the school canteen all on the same day...
when my parents asked me what my new teachers name was I said...

Mrs Appleturnover...

hehehe I was 7 years old... and very overwhelmed..

Answer 2

I called Pepto Bismol- Pezno Bizno

Funny story, I was 3 1/2 and my baby brother was just a newborn. It was close to Chritsmas, JC Penney's was packed with shoppers. At the mall where we shopped, there was a "Mr. Tree" which was this big tree where an employee stood inside and talked to kids, kinda like Santa or the Easter Bunny, but he was there all the time.

Well... I wanted to talk to Mr. Tree, but it was busy and my mom told me I couldn't go there by myself, so being a 3 year old brat, I was peeved. A sales lady came over and asked my mom if she needed any help, my mom politely said no, and the lady proceeded to talk to peeved little me. She asked if that was my new baby brother? I was totally a little pain in the butt, and said, with my hand on one hip and my other finger waving in the air, "You see that baby in that stroller... MY MOMMY STOLE HIM!"

Oh crap, did I know what I just said?!? My mom gasped and her mouth dropped, "REBECCA LEIGHANN! Why would you say such a thing?!?" The saleslady looked at me, the baby, my mom and back to all three of us again, then walked away baffled. My mom booked it out of there, in fear the local police would be surrounding her anytime. Trust me, my brother is my brother, blood, not stolen. Who knows where I heard of that, but probably another instance of me pushing buttons... as another time...

I was about the same age, 3 or 4. Parents always tell their kids not to talk to strangers. Well, I was in my bedroom playing, talking to myself, and then I came out and asked my mom... "Mommy, you know who I'm playing with in there?" She replied, "No, who are you playing with?" And I bluntly said, "I'm in there playing with A STRANGER!" lol... I was a brat!

Answer 3

My daughter setting at the kitchen table one day doing her home, passed some gas rather loudly. She looked at me and said "sorry I didn't hear it coming". We laughed about that for a long time and still do from time to time.

When I was little, I remember getting my first balloon that "stayed in the air by itself", we were on our way home and some how it went out the window. I cried and cried over loosing my balloon. One night we were going somewhere and I saw a big round balloon (moon) in the sky and said that was my balloon and I wanted to back.It took awhile to make me understand that the "moon" was not my balloon.

Answer 4

Whenever we had babysitters and my dad would take them home at night, my sisters and i would sneak out of bed and ask if we could get a glass of water and have some bread in bed....well in an assignment for my 1st grade class, we had to write what we liked about each of our parents and I said "I like my mom because she lets me have bread and water before bed"....luckily my parents were really involved in my school so they didn't send child services!! I also pronounced it "Fivety-five" when it was 55 on the clock. (only until my sister corrected me which was right away haha)

Answer 5

When leaving nursery school aged about four I asked my mum if God made our dinners. When she asked why I said because we had to thank him for our meals before we ate.

I remember doing something silly in a cafe - when my mum asked me to save us two chairs whilst she was in the queue - I brought them over to her!

My mum still laughs about the time she asked my 5 year old friend what he wanted to be when he grew up. He said an ice cream man. She said 'they dont get paid much' and he said 'Do they get paid as well!'

Answer 6

I was a very religious tyke, something I grew out of. I was once teased by this guy on the way home from school about religion and I said it was 'according to the bible'...how silly! lol

my little sister used to say shunshine, instead of sunshine, it was adorable..

Answer 7

I once told our family pastor that I wanted to be apastor when I grow up. He asked me why and I said "Well, they only work on Sundays." My father heard me say that and yelled Adam Henry at the top of his voice and everyone in the church at the time stared right at me.

Answer 8

I once called hail stones, ice crystals and when my mum got out of hospital after having my younger bro, we were driving home in the car and I leaned over and asked 'Is he going to live with us now'?

Answer 9

Piggypants, "wrap me round and snuggle me warm" thata was right after I got out of the bathtub. Then there was my favorite sandwich "Creamcheese, peanutbutter, Jam on bread" you have to uindestand, that was a sort of song I sang.

Answer 10

I called gum "Gallops"
I called French Fries "Fruh-Fruh's"
I called ketchup "Dippin's"
I called commercials "Macershals"
I called my blankets "Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Professer"
I called my socks "Docks"
I called my mom "Seir Banana Barney"
And I had these imaginairy friends named Doot-Doot, Gah-Gah, and Wipey. They lived in the freezer and Wipey always died and came back to life because Gah-Gah did not like Wipey so he either buried her alive, or he would trip her off the "Gland MacYanon" That is what I called the grand canyon. lol