Me and possum stinky just came back from watching a movie at the drive in, except we couldnt hear any sound because we were hiding behind some bushes because i cant afford to pay for the movie. We watched fried green tomatoes. I love that movie. My maw watches it everyday
We Got home and I made myself a cup of bear root tea and gave stinky some chicken bones to munch on. It got a little dark and I looked outside and there were 3 little people in the tree behind my trailer, staring at me with red eyes and green suits. Very evil. They want me to hand them over stinky and I dont know what to do. They talk to me through my mind. Should I offer my body to them and hope they will leave? Stinky is scared and my cat doe doe doesnt care because I shaved her fur the other day and shes been depressed since then. Please help me. I dont want to call the cops.
2006-08-05 13:08:00 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
there after my stinky, there after my stinky,
just hand over stinky and get thier pot of gold,
and give them a bar of irish spring soap. that will wash away the evil.
2006-08-05 14:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I suggest that you lay off the bear root tea if this what happens when you drink it. Don't offer your body to them. Plead the blood of Jesus over your body and your home and pets. I have friends who have a possum for a pet, They rock her and sing songs to her every day. They have had her since she was a baby, but she doesn't stink. You need to guard your mind. Call the local mental health providers and see if you can get some help dealing with these problems. Best wishes!
2006-08-05 13:16:23 · answer #2 · answered by ruthie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweet! there was this guy in a bar about 3 sheets in the wind, when he went into the men's room. while he was relieving himselh, he looked over and saw this migit at the next urinal doing his business. the first replied, "WOW, I've NEVER see a wiilie that big!" and the little guy looked him in the eye, and said, "that's "cause I'm a leprechaun." after a pause the leprechaun said, "i'll tell tou what, you let me butt f**k you and i'll give you any wish you desire." three sheets agreed, and the were in an empty stall with the little one standing on the stool rocking and rolling, and three sheets grunting away, when the leprechaun asked three sheets, UNG, UNG, UNG. how old are you?" and 3 sheets replied, " oooo ung, 42!!!", when the little guy laughed and slapped 3 sheets on the rear, and asked, "AND YOU BELIEVE IN LEPRECHAUNS????"
2006-08-05 13:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by snafu22bohica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take Stinky outside to lure them out of the tree. When they come down lift up your potato sack dress and stun them with the beauty of your noony. While they are dazed and confused you can tie them up and throw them in the pond down at the end of the trailer park.
2006-08-05 13:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by cameltoez_n_cumdropz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Offer up stinky and doe doe, I mean who is not interested in stinky cat? Outside of that I have no other idea,.....oh wait..yes I do. Catch one of them turn the tables and trade stinky for their gold. Yeah go for the gold.
2006-08-05 13:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by B R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have been either very drunk or high because leprechauns don't exist in real life other than your imagination. Now lay off the booze or drugs if you want to live to see another day and please stop asking questions like this... makes me see the harsh reality of some people out there actually being idiots!
2006-08-05 13:11:46 · answer #6 · answered by ♥TransylvanianVamp♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How stupid can you be? They are obviously want some Lucky Charms cereal. Put a box or two out by the metal steps of the trailer or next to one of the abandoned cars in your front yard and they will leave you alone.
2006-08-05 13:16:32 · answer #7 · answered by Iknowthisone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Politely tell them that you cannot fulfill their request & that you mean no disrespect towards their way of life. Tell them that the subject is NOT open for debate & instruct them to return to their homeland immediately for further instructions. Say "thank you for sharing your presence with us, & perhaps we shall meet again someday under different circumstances!" Then, go inside, close & lock the door & turn ON an outside light & an inside light & continue your life as you see fit.
2006-08-05 13:57:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Invite them over for a bowl of Lucky Charms then dance and sing while holding hands moving in a circle singing "I'm looking over a four leaf clover..."
2006-08-05 13:14:54 · answer #9 · answered by nobodiesinc 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow you are eather on something or have some serious mental problems. Get checked for schyzophrenia. Sily Leberchauns don't look like that they look like oompa loompas
2006-08-05 13:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋