Share your best light bulb screwing-in joke.
How many Episcopalians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four. One to call the repairman, one to mix drinks, and two to complain how they liked the old bulb better than the new bulb.
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2006-08-05 12:34:23 · 7 answers · asked by Sugar Pie 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How many UCLA students does it take to change a light bulb?
Just 1. He stands on the chair, holds the bulb, and lets the world revolve around him.
hehe i love that one ♥
2006-08-05 12:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: How many programmers (software engineers) does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Thats a hardware problem
Q: How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.
Q: How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
2006-08-05 12:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. The trick is getting them inside the light bulb.
2006-08-05 12:46:29 · answer #3 · answered by F. Frederick Skitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a kid thinks that his dad can eat glass. because he overheard him tell his mom that if she unscrewed the light bulb he'd eat that thing.
2006-08-05 20:44:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kathryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
2006-08-05 12:39:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many dyslexics does it take to change a litghblub?
2006-08-05 14:29:15 · answer #6 · answered by sir_harold_of_yore 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sophisticated matter. query with search engines like google. it could help!
2014-12-06 16:35:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋