eat clowns
2006-08-05 11:29:19 · 13 answers · asked by projetkarma 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They taste funny.
2006-08-05 11:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
cannibals dont eat clowns because if they did, the world would be a lot less joyful for the youths and as a result, many youths would grow up very sad :( if everybody was very sad then the cannibals may as well eat them because nobody would see the sad people if they were locked up in their rooms - apart from an underground culture for youths that would emerge which enabled them to collectively dress in black clothes and in general, feel sad. you see, cannibals may seem crazy but in actual fact they are highly intelligent and choose their meals wisely! with thanks to cannibals, we can see no evidence of youths collaborating in black clothes feeling sad :) and you know this fear of clowns many people have?? they were cannibals in past lives but died because a clown tastes funny.
2006-08-05 18:43:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think clowns should go first. Then politicians and lawyers. But I suppose they taste bad. No redeeming qualities.
2006-08-05 18:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They do - they just keep it quiet to lull the clowns into a false sense of security.
2006-08-05 18:36:16 · answer #4 · answered by warden14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they can`t get there shoes in the pot
what did the crocodile say when it saw a knight in armour
OH! no tinned meat again
2006-08-06 05:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cuzzzzzzz they taste funny
2006-08-05 18:44:25 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they taste funny.
2006-08-05 18:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's too hard to swallow those giant sized shoes!.......well, at least I tried to be different!
2006-08-05 19:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
their Face paint gives em the SHi**s, and their shoes wont fit in the pot...
2006-08-05 18:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hives. LOL.
2006-08-06 00:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋