hit me wth em!
2006-08-05 10:56:32 · 18 answers · asked by AZRAEL è 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lets see if you know em all!
2006-08-05 10:57:18 · update #1
oh my sides... talk about laugh attack... thank you!
2006-08-05 12:01:08 · update #2
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
2006-08-05 12:18:11 · answer #1 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur momma so fat:
shes on both sides of the family
she has to iron her pants in the drive way
they had to install speed bumps in the resturaunt
her blood type is ragu
when she hauls azz she has to make two trips
when she dances, the band skips
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth
she puts mayonaise on asprin
she gets runs in her jeans
her driver's liscense says "picture continued on other side"
her high school portrait was an arial photo
when she ran away, they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton
she got smaller fat women orbiting around her
i ran around her twice and got lost
she uses hwy (whatever u want) as a slippin slide
when she goes to a resturaunt, she dont get a menu, she gets an estimate
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
her blood type is hot dog water
she cant even jump to conclusions
ur mama so poor:
her house has a kickstand
i walked in her house and the rats tripped me and the roaches stole my wallet
i dropped my cigarette in her house and the roaches started singing "clap your hands stump ur feet, thank the lord we got some heat"
ur mamas house is so nasty, i had to wipe my feet before i went outside
ur mama so stupid we were riding down the road in her car and i told her we need gas, so she farted
2006-08-05 18:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by Amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma's so stupid when she was returning food to the store the clerk asked for a food stamp so she went to the post office.
2006-08-05 18:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by that's hawt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
2006-08-05 20:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so short....Her license shows a full body shot.
2006-08-05 18:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by ambitiousd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
2006-08-05 18:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by kristy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so stupid that she was going to disney world and in the high way it said "disney left" so she went back home
2006-08-05 18:11:41 · answer #7 · answered by Franchesca P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
2006-08-05 18:06:34 · answer #8 · answered by aprilmccauley123 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so nasty she use poison ivy for makeup and roadkill for deodorant!
2006-08-05 19:22:28 · answer #9 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house
yo momma is so fat her belt size is EQUATOR
ummm can't remember any more sorry lol
2006-08-05 18:52:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur momma so stupid, she made love to ur father and created u!!
ur momma so fat the Pacific ocean is her bath tub!
ur momma so ugly, she makes the Blind kids cry!
ur mamma so short, she makes a piece of rice look like the sears tower!!
2006-08-05 18:41:34 · answer #11 · answered by •°iiFia1125°• 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋