Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone somewhere may be freaking happy!
A guy with a huge prick has a lot of trouble trying to get a girl. When they see the size of his pecker they make their excuses and leave. So he thinks of a cunning plan, meets a hooker and asks her, "Do you mind if we do it my way?"
"What way is that?" she asks.
"Oh, I would just like you to wear a blindfold" he replies.
"Is that all? No problem - let's go to my place," she answers.
They walk the short distance to her apartment. Whilst taking off their clothes he puts the blindfold on her.
"Why do you want me to wear a blindfold?" she asks.
"Because of my religion" he answers.
"What religion is that?" she asks.
"I'm an agnostic," he says, getting on top of her.
"Hmmm - an agnostic - I've heard of those - you're one of those people who doesn't believe in.....J E S U S C H R I S T!" BWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
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2006-08-05 10:56:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-08-05 10:56:38 · update #1
lol
2006-08-05 11:02:43 · answer #1 · answered by ebertlove 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You aren't enlightening Christians to anything but your childishness. (Oh, and your inability to pick a category correctly.) "Small" people talk about things like this... Makes you feel more like man if you can at least talk about big ones?? Jesus Christ will "get the last laugh" so to speak. I'm sure he won't be actually laughing, but sad that you didn't accept His gift of salvation... Your loss.
2006-08-05 11:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by savannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time put it in the joke area... Great one though...
2006-08-05 11:06:30 · answer #3 · answered by duck_kreeves 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Total dud, dude.
2006-08-05 11:00:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, run away from organized religion, than take comfort in catholic system lol.
2006-08-05 11:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by Jeff2smart 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I am a muahahahaha-ist.
2006-08-05 10:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by Axel ∇ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe THATS NOT FUNNY!!! *giggles to self... I MEAN IT IT'S NOT!!! hehehehee *looks for someone to tell...
2006-08-05 11:01:53 · answer #7 · answered by impossble_dream 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK what ever you want! this is burger king so have it your way!
2006-08-05 11:00:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-05 11:02:56 · answer #9 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me.
2006-08-05 11:01:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please post your joke in the joke area. Thank you.
2006-08-05 11:00:39 · answer #11 · answered by thebulktiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋