I am looking for a good investment and was thinking of starting my own religion. What should I name it?

Question

just donate to my paypal account and I will send you the information on it. Since I am new to the biz, my tithing is a low introductory 5%. But get in quickly because these rates will not last forever...only your salvation will.

Answer 1

You could name it Faithentology.

Answer 2

People's

Answer 3

I think most religions have the Heaven thing pretty well covered so your religion should be founded around selling luxury real-estate in Heaven, using the same guarantee as religion gives. You could call it the "Religion of Heavenly Estates" and your pitch could go something like this, - "Make the last step you take in this life be the first step you take into the luxury of "Heavenly Estates" .Why spend eternity floating on a cloud when, for 10% of your income while here on Earth, you could reside in a Huge white marble, gold trimmed mansion with cherubim taking care of your every need? Act today, the end is near and a two year minimum payment is needed to guarantee your place in" Heavenly Estates".

Answer 4

The House Of Spanking The Monkey-LOL!!!

Answer 5

I don't know if i want to join...
Name: The Knights of the Great Potato: Endorsed by Famous People

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that shoud do the trick

Answer 6

Munkeeism

Answer 7

First Church of the Great Banana, Vegas Synod

Answer 8

How about the church of the Fonz it worked for Peter in Family Guy. Just build on that idea.

Answer 9

Name it after me and I'll get the 20 percent and sent 10% to God!@

Answer 10

Cash for Me.
Cash for (Through Me).
Pay to Pray for Salvation.
We Prey, You Pray.

Answer 11

Scientology.