A man and his mother in law took a trip to the holy land. While they were there she died unexpectedly. The son in law spoke to the undertaker who said they could bury her very cheaply. But the son in law said "No I want her sent back to the States to be buried there." The undertaker said "That's going to cost you an awful lot are you sure you don't want to bury her here?" The son in law said "Look 2000 years ago you buried a man here and he rose from the dead. I'm not taking that chance!"
2006-08-05 09:59:26 · 11 answers · asked by Marci S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I may have given the impression that I didn't understand this joke due to the question mark in the title. I do understand it and yahoo put the question mark there. I guess they do that since you're supposed to be asking a question. That happened to me once before too.
2006-08-05 16:46:02 · update #1
thats really funny.......lol
check this one too... have fun
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.
The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the blue one, she could have the red one, and vice versa.
The next week, the second man asks the other what he finally bought his wife. He replies, "a necklace and a vibrator."
"Why?" asks the second man.
To which the other man replies, "Because if she doesn't like the necklace, she can go **** herself."
2006-08-06 03:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the man is referring to Jesus, who after three days, did raise from the dead. the man does not want his mother-in-law buried in the Holy Land less she also raise from the dead.
2006-08-05 10:05:12 · answer #2 · answered by Sherri S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!!! somewhat love the boo one. Ever heard the between the Simpsons, its approximately an stressful spouse, i'm going to shorten it. A genie visits this guy and says you have 3 desires. yet what ever you have your spouse has double of that. the guy says" i decide for one million million pounds." The genie provides him that yet his spouse has 2 million. he's slightly aggravated at present. Then he asks for a activities automobile. He gets his interest automobile yet yet yet lower back his spouse had 2 activities autos. Now hes somewhat aggravated and its his final desire, so he says " I desire i exchange into crushed one million/2 to loss of life!" desire you enjoyed :-)
2016-10-01 12:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That works for me too. I can't stand my future mother-in-law.
2006-08-05 10:03:04 · answer #4 · answered by NVgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What
2006-08-05 10:03:37 · answer #5 · answered by precious73@verizon.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats freaggin funny
2006-08-05 11:36:20 · answer #6 · answered by daxiki2000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-05 16:19:07 · answer #7 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
nice
2006-08-05 10:04:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anthony L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! Good one...
2006-08-05 10:29:39 · answer #9 · answered by Zarango 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!!!!LOL THAT WAS FUNNY!!
2006-08-05 10:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by girlperson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋