Funny joke- laugh or crowbar...?

Question

Why was the washing machine laughing so much?
'cause it was taking the piss out of the knickers!!!

Answer 1

hahaha....good one....
check this one toooo.......have fun

Two gay men were partners for life and finally decided they wanted a child of their own. After weeks of consultation with Doctors and Psychiatrists the two decided to mix their sperm and implant it into a willing surrogate mother.

Soon they learned that the procedure had worked and that the surrogate was pregnant and doing well. After the usual period of time they got the call they were waiting for...their baby was born!

So they rushed to the hospital to see the little one. Looking through the viewing glass they noticed several newborn girls in a row...all of which were crying and carrying on intensely. Then they spotted a cute little baby boy at the end of the row, smiling and looking at them with great joy...this little baby had to be theirs.

Soon they saw a nurse and she confirmed that yes, indeed the peaceful little boy was their son. They started congratulating each other, saying how lucky they are that they have such a perfectly happy well behaved son.

The nurse, hearing this, said "He may look happy now, but you should see him when we take the pacifier out of his ***!

Answer 2

Good one... here's from my side:

"Asia is by far my favorite destination" bragged an old woman at the party, though she had never been out of US... "and China of course is the pearl of Asian oyster".

"What about the Pagodas", a young man sitting besides her asked "did you see them"?

"Did I see them" the woman said "my dear, I had dinner with them".

Answer 3

Dew whuh?

Answer 4

lol..funny..here's 1
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
*Hot cross bunnies*...:)