I was walking the Mall the other day when suddenly I spied a totally and completely hottie cutie boy. I felt something within me churn and begin to explode outwardly...I suddenly turned into a lioness!.I know this because I had this deep growl pop out of me at first sight of him. Then as he approached me I heard this purring sound come out of me. He smiled at me and I smiled back and when he approached me a tremendous cloud of estrogen began to appear all around me as I gazed with lioness skills upon his facial features. I accidently of course dropped my pretzel and was ready to swoop in for the kill. I prayed and asked the Lord Jesus if this was my wanted prey and suddenly...my estrogen cloud disapated and I was changed into a simple mild mannered girl again. Do you think this was a sign that I was onto the wrong guy ? Was he not my type or is there a better one ? Maybe he didnt like pretzels ? I wonder..is there any hope of romance for this morphing girl in the world of evolution ?
2006-08-05 08:20:52 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm sorry about your pretzel. My condolences.
2006-08-05 08:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to tell you this, but a real atheist wouldn't much care about your little delusion and would find your mantra amusing. The atheists you know about are the ones that zealously treat their atheism like its own religion. They'll try to fight you back. That's because they are not true atheists, they are people whose religion is atheism. It does not matter to a real atheist if you're a believer or not.....we won't argue with you or try to convert you to "our side". We just find religion a bit odd. There's no sense in trying to convince you of anything if we really don't believe there's anything to convince you of.
2006-08-05 15:28:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a sign that he might not have been what you really wanted the powers that be work in strange ways one second you could want somone so bad that it hurts the next you can be as cold as ice to the same person. now for your second question there is allways hope for romance and love never give up
2006-08-05 15:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by shadrun22 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound really young and horny. All that happened was that you got primal urges then you combated them with your frontal cortex, the reasoning and "guilt" part of your brain. Mind over matter, plain and simple girlfriend. Has nothing to do with mystical spirits fighting over your sex organs. It's all in your head.
2006-08-06 23:46:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm in completly agree with fortit. Really...don't care...though interesting story...I have dropped many a pretzel and seen many a pretty guy
2006-08-05 15:35:20 · answer #5 · answered by Shannie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you just need to learn how to control your sexual desires in a responsible manner...that little prayer was your subconscious saying "inappropriate approach to find romance...stop."
2006-08-05 15:28:08 · answer #6 · answered by laetusatheos 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lioness of God? That's what the name Ariel means, and that's why I named my daughter that.
2006-08-08 00:04:15 · answer #7 · answered by l00kiehereu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You thought of Jesus and it turned you off. I go limp when i think of Jesus too... it's OK.
2006-08-05 15:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think Jesus wants you all to himself!
xox
2006-08-05 16:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by moonbaby279 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't worry there are other hottie cutie boys out there.
2006-08-05 15:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by Lexi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋