A sky diver and his instructor peered down at the field 3,000 feet below. "There's nothing tow worry about." the instructor said. "You jump, count to three and pull your rip cord. If that doesn't work, pull your reserve cord. There'll be a truck down there to pick you up."
The sky diver took a deep breath and plunged into the open air. After free-falling, he counted to three, then pulled his rip cord. Nothing happened. So he pulled his reserve. A few cobwebs drifted out.
"Darn," he said. "I'll bet that truck's not down there either."
lol:)
2006-08-05 08:18:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kung-pow!chop!chop!@*iam..lol
2006-08-05 09:47:57 · update #1
(>^.^)v (>^.^> ^(^.^)v
2006-08-05 10:01:47 · update #2
If at first you don't succeed...
skydiving's not for you.
2006-08-05 08:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha.........really cute........lol
here is one for you.......have fun
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
"Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wear because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.
Then as she was about to leave the house, she had paused and asked, "Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?"
2006-08-06 03:44:47 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do elephants paint their ft yellow? with the intention to cover the different way up in bowls of custard. what's black, sits in a tree and is amazingly risky..... A crow with a gadget gun.
2016-10-15 11:13:53 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it ! i get it ! LOL
geez ...really a dumb pupil...did he not catch on when he saw the 3000 feet below ? now there will be 3002 feet below....and 1501 bodies... flatheads..! ....and the field is probably a mine field...
2006-08-05 18:29:59 · answer #4 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your parachute does not open and your friends are watching you fall..would you try to flap your arms to make them laugh one last time?
2006-08-05 08:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by MJFProd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... its a shady company... the truck is probably just cupboards...heheh
*kick*
2006-08-05 08:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol bad bad luck lol ♥
2006-08-05 08:22:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaha who was his instructor ? his wife? lol
2006-08-05 08:29:11 · answer #8 · answered by christina s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL (^_^) Funny!!
2006-08-05 09:04:02 · answer #9 · answered by JennyfferBCN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-05 08:25:28 · answer #10 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋