Britney, Shania Twain, and Usher just got back from concert. They stay at the same hotel. In the elevator, they have conversation. One of them fart, Usher says: "It wasn't me." Shania says: "That don't impress me much." and Britney says: "Oops,i did it again".
The next day, they have conversation again in the elevator. One of them fart again. Usher says: "It wasn't me." Shania says: "That don't impress me much." and Britney says: "Stronger than yesterday."
2006-08-05 07:27:38 · 13 answers · asked by jennifer 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
2 secretaries have just send a fax out. How can you tell wich one was send by the blonde secretary?
The blonde one's has a stamp on it.
2006-08-05 12:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by can'tknowitall 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nah that was hilarious heres one :A boy was assigned a paper on child birth and asked his parents how was i born his mother says the stork brought you to us oh said the boy what about my grandparents and my great grand parents the stork brought them too oh says the boy so the next day the boy turns in his paper teacher reading it crosses over the first sentence in the first paragraph it reads This report has been very dificult do to the fact that there has never been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations
2006-08-05 07:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by norman d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million) Blonde is NOT a race two) Heres my funny story which isn't a blonde funny story: A man is in line on the regional Wal-Mart whilst he notices that a as a substitute sizzling blond at the back of him has simply smiled "Hello" to him. He is as a substitute bowled over that this sort of looker might be waving to him... and despite the fact that acquainted he are not able to position in which he could recognize her from... so he says ..."Sorry....are you aware me?" She replies... "I is also flawed... however I inspiration you maybe the daddy... of one in all my kids." His brain shoots again to the only and handiest time he has been untrue. "Holy crap".... he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor celebration that I screwed at the pool desk in entrance of all my peers.... even as your female friend whipped me with a few rainy celery and glued a cucumber up my at the back of?" "No".... she replies..... "I'm your son's instructor." three) My blonde funny story: So a blonde, pink head, and brunette are dangling from a cliff by means of a rope. If one in all them does not allow cross then the rope might holiday and all three might fall into the abyiss and die. So the brunette begans making a tragic, and virtually heartfelat speach. The speeach is announcing how she is going to allow cross to save lots of the opposite 2. At the top of the speech. The blonde claps four) MY ALL TIME FAV!!!!!: How to confuse a blonde: Put her in a round room and inform her to pee within the nook How she confuses you; SHe cmes out and says she did it.
2016-08-28 12:15:02 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok sry to tell u stupid joke that almost everyone knows.(not in the elevator part though) i dont have a joke so sry. i wonder if i should say a ur moma joke. nah
2006-08-05 07:33:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny...why did the blond climb over the glass window? to see whats on the other side
2006-08-05 08:14:38 · answer #5 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one and ummm no I don't know a joke that is funnier.
2006-08-05 07:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by trouble comes a knockin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad but here goes,
blonde one: what's closer florida or the moon?
blonde two : well, can you see florida?
2006-08-05 08:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by jjjgavin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats not a very good joke. a man walks into a bar...OUCH!
2006-08-05 07:32:28 · answer #8 · answered by A.J.G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-08-05 08:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by OKGO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...whew!.. that's smelly!
Ok--
Buddhist monk goes up to a hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."
2006-08-05 07:33:43 · answer #10 · answered by fitpro11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋