A New South Wales fisherman lost his dentures over the side of the boat in rough weather, so his prankster friend removed his own false teeth, tied them on his line and pretended he had caught the missing gnashers.
Unhooking the teeth, his grateful mate tried to put them into his mouth, then hurled them into the sea with the disgusted remark,
"They're not mine,, they don't fit."
2006-08-05 06:12:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*metal shields on@*iam..duh!lolz
2006-08-05 09:51:14 · update #1
That's an ok joke. But it reminds me of the story of Betty and Barny Hill. They were an elderly couple who reported the very first case of alien abduction in the United States.
What happened was, according to them, they were driving along the country-side when an alien ship beamed them up. They were put into two separate room aboard the alien ship. They reported to be fully awake and in a sitting position while being verbally interviewed by the little green men.
Betty remembers at one point a couple of aliens entered her room and started pulling on her teeth. They became puzzled and ask why her husbands teeth came out but hers did not. Apparently aliens never heard of dentures before. lol
2006-08-05 06:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
almost , but it needs a better ending
something like 'these aren't mine, i had a piece of spinach in mine'
(ok, bad example)
2006-08-06 03:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by duhman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a good try tho.. i smiled..then i realised that i couldn't laugh.. probably because we're all more mature now..
it'll most likely make a younger boy/girl laugh.
still..its a good try. :)
2006-08-05 13:18:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little chuckle because now neither friend has their teeth â¥
2006-08-05 14:09:05 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny !
i have a wooden leg..and a boat...thanks for warning me....
2006-08-06 01:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's okay, I guess.
I didn't really laugh.
Sorry, that's just my opinion.
2006-08-05 13:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by Oneofthesedays 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a word,no.
2006-08-05 13:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little
2006-08-05 13:22:18 · answer #8 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww... lol
*poke*
2006-08-05 14:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO NOT AT ALL
2006-08-05 13:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by Just Curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋