i thnk 2 protect uz from devilz.
2006-08-05 05:17:24 · 16 answers · asked by srinu710 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god has always existed
he created the earth for us
he gave us life
and gave us his confort
and he also exsit to protect us fom the devil
the devil was once an angel who played music
but he got to full of himself so he was cast down
sin is in the worl because of the devil
adam and eve sin against god defid him
so they were sent out of the garden
he exist to forgive us and for us to be clensed from evil
a one way ticket to heaven
obey him follow his way and you have the ticket basically
he exist because withought him no one else would exist
2006-08-05 06:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry....but i dont get the joke
Well Gods existence is because He is the cherisher and sustainer of the universe as satated in the Holy Quran
002.255 Allah! There is no god but He,-the Living, the Self-subsisting, Eternal. No slumber can seize Him nor sleep. His are all things in the heavens and on earth. Who is there can intercede in His presence except as He permitteth? He knoweth what (appeareth to His creatures as) before or after or behind them. Nor shall they compass aught of His knowledge except as He willeth. His Throne doth extend over the heavens and the earth, and He feeleth no fatigue in guarding and preserving them for He is the Most High, the Supreme (in glory).
Al-Qur'an, 002.255 (Al-Baqara [The Cow])
2006-08-05 12:26:59 · answer #2 · answered by nouman20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only u can protect yourself from the devil. God exists cause he made the whole earth and everyone on it. He loves everyone. Even u, no matter how much people deny that he exists. I can't believe u actually asked that Q!
2006-08-05 12:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by ~Blue Eyes~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, why is this in the jokes and riddles section. Second, it brings up a big question. If god exists to protect us from devils why do the devils exist. In fact, why do we exist if devils exist to destroy us. Why would life exist???
That brings us to the conclusion that god does not protect us from devils.
2006-08-05 12:52:57 · answer #4 · answered by da dude person 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we don't know such as how did God exist. ALso evil didn't exist befor God did. The devil was a former angel of God.
2006-08-05 12:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by I'M GONNA GO PLACES 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is here to locate all the human reproductive system rejects, that have migrated to Yahoo Q&A and are asking really stupid questions.
I understand that he has located a large quantity of them in the Joke&Riddle section, and is using a stupid meter to pinpoint their exact location.
SAVE YOURSELF!!!
Delete all of the stupid questions that you have posted!!!
2006-08-05 18:57:20 · answer #6 · answered by Woody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, and to watch over us. so the world doesn't end in half a second. if u didn't have God, u would be dead this very moment. life could not exist.
2006-08-05 13:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by agalicktourq 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Until you find out why you exist, dont try and figure out other peoples or God's purpose.
2006-08-05 12:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by 96.7 KCAL ROCKS!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you think? that didnt even sound like a joke and God has always been here plus the devil is already defeated
2006-08-05 14:30:57 · answer #9 · answered by rafth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, I think I left the religion section and came to the jokes section.
And I didn't think this one was very funny.
2006-08-05 14:15:51 · answer #10 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋