1. Your so fat, your refrigerator is your lunch box
2. You are so fat, when you stood up you won a weight lifting competition!!!
3. Your so fat you have to iron your clothes in the driveway.
4. Your so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for your liposuction!
5. Your own...
2006-08-05 05:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by | 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#3
2006-08-05 05:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2006-08-05 14:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my vote goes to julianne that was cute :P
#3 of yours i liked :P ---
so fat you need a VCR for a pager
so fat that your belly button makes an echo
so fat your cereal bowl requires a certified lifeguard
* I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
* And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
* Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.
* But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
* And finally, there was the time Paulette fell over in the sand and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up. She was eventually awakened by a lifeguard who asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in.
The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!
Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"
You are so fat you were baptized in Sea World.
You are so fat, you had your baby pictures taken by satellite.
Jim is so fat when they step on the scale it says, "No live stock please."
Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or Meatloaf!"
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get to her goodside.
2006-08-05 06:12:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
#1
2006-08-05 06:31:53 · answer #4 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Edit on Mane's
You're so fat that when you sunbathe at the ocean, Greenpeace tries to push you back in.
I like #2
2006-08-05 07:24:34 · answer #5 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#1
2006-08-05 05:19:01 · answer #6 · answered by srinu710 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#2
2006-08-05 06:19:51 · answer #7 · answered by AmEsss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your so fat that when you walked in front of the tv your family missed every season of Lost!
2006-08-05 05:51:00 · answer #8 · answered by ~Blue Eyes~ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like #4! Your so FAT when you dived into the ocean, all the water was gone.
2006-08-05 05:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
#3
2006-08-05 08:40:43 · answer #10 · answered by burbuja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE #2 : Your are so fat when you step on the scales it saids
" to be continued"
2006-08-05 05:53:59 · answer #11 · answered by MYRAJEAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋