"Looking back over the years that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder:...
-- What was I thinking?"
"Congratulations on your wedding day!...
-- Too bad no one likes your wife."
"How could two people as beautiful as you....
-- have such an ugly baby?"
"I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love...
-- After having met you, I've changed my mind."
"I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...
-- I never believed in Hell until I met you."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
-- that you're not here to ruin it for me."
"As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me...
-- Like the need for therapy."
"Thanks for being a part of my life!!!...
-- I never knew what evil was before this!"
"Before you go,...
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
-- You'll probably need it again."
"Someday I hope to get married...
-- but not to you."
2006-08-05 04:49:51 · 15 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"You look great for your age...
-- Almost Lifelike!"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me...
-- Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
"I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend...
-- So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
"We have been friends for a very long time...
-- What do you say we call it quits?"
"I'm so miserable without you...
-- It's almost like you're here."
"Congratulations on your new bundle of joy...
-- Did you ever find out who the father was?"
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...
-- I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
2006-08-05 04:50:01 · update #1
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2006-08-05 04:50:12 · update #2
wow!here's my greeting card:
hi friend
how have you been lately? i've been doing awfully great:)
nice to hear that.. thanks
i'm happy to see you again.. hope you are too
nothing thrilling to tell and nothing much to say...
just want to wish you a great day :)
cheers!
2006-08-05 05:07:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I must admit, you brought Religion in my life...
-- I never believed in Hell until I met you."
"As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
-- that you're not here to ruin it for me."
i like them they are short and funny :P
maybe try a couple different companies not just hallmark
keep trying i would buy a few of them :)
2006-08-05 04:57:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO. Thanks for the laugh. I love them
Then theres the "Happy Birthday. You still have the face of a 20 year old! "So you better give it back before you get it all wrinkled."
2006-08-05 04:58:39 · answer #3 · answered by Voice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 stars madam
2006-08-05 04:57:57 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-05 04:56:47 · answer #5 · answered by ardgo2112 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should go into business!
2006-08-05 04:59:08 · answer #6 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaatttttttttt
plz give me the ten points i realllyy need them
2006-08-05 04:54:17 · answer #7 · answered by Ark Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i like the second to last one best!!
2006-08-05 05:32:39 · answer #8 · answered by lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, thats funny!
2006-08-05 07:21:04 · answer #9 · answered by Mane 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Those are funny!
2006-08-05 05:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by Katia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋