...and how many should be loaded? I don't wanna be a show-off,but I don't wanna look m-t either.
2006-08-05 04:44:21 · 12 answers · asked by frith25 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You need a rifle and a shot gun, that should do ya.More important than the guns, however, are the NRA and Bush/Cheney bumperstickers you should have on the back of your Ford pick up.
2006-08-05 04:58:50 · answer #1 · answered by Casey 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I like to mix things up when I journey into a redneck bar, and hell if it ins't a journey. One shotgun in the rack, double barreled and loaded, along with a RPG, and an uzi, also both loaded. Now when you enter the bar, have a grenade belt on you, with live grenades strapped about, combat boots on, a Monte Cristo # 2 torpedo in your mouth (that's a cigar folks) and a tee shirt that says, "My Sister Is Better In Bed Than My Mom"....and you should have no problems...and oh yeah, when you go to the bar say, "give me something American and cold padner"
2006-08-05 04:53:58 · answer #2 · answered by JJohn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As many as you can fit, all loaded. Keep a .22 in your boot, and something tucked into the front of your jeans. Keep a box of shells in the glove compartment, cuz ya never know when you might need a few extra rounds. You will fit right in, unless you call it a pick'em truck... then you might get yer @$$ beat.
2006-08-05 04:58:17 · answer #3 · answered by emmadropit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need any guns, just go in and act natural by shooting off your mouth with your crude, rude comments about a certain class of people. You got bullets that hit the mark more than you know. Why don't you go in, and sit down, you might find you fiit in really well, and meet the love of your life.
2006-08-05 04:56:34 · answer #4 · answered by Garnet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As many guns as you can fit, without getting your mullet tangled. Leave them all unloaded so that they don't go off when you drive into a ditch on the way home from the bar after your "one" beer.
2006-08-05 04:56:08 · answer #5 · answered by Teaim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Every rack should equipped, all fully loaded, and a revolver in your belt under your sleeveless shirt
2006-08-05 04:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by Velociraptor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two. A shot gun and a hunting rifle
2006-08-05 04:49:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just bring the hesbolla with you and tell them this is a jewish bar
2006-08-05 04:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry about the number of guns,just do a lot of burping and farting!
2006-08-05 04:49:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
just one next to the case of beer stand there and look pretty
2006-08-05 05:22:14 · answer #10 · answered by d_elmasry@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋