Please feel free to coment and let me know if this is a funny joke or not Ok .
Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John's, Newfoundland
and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment Office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered,
"Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton
panties and tongs"
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and
finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him $80.00 a
week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation,
replied," Diesel Fitter"
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave
Mick $160.00 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious.
He stormed back into the office to find out why his
friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and
Diesel Fitter's are skilled labour"
"What skill?" yelled Paddy."
"I sew da elastic on da Panties and tongs;
Mick puts 'em over his head and says: "Yep ,diesel fitter!"
2006-08-05
04:43:05
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