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Paddy & Mick worked together in St. John's, Newfoundland
and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment Office.
When asked his occupation, Paddy answered,
"Panty stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton
panties and tongs"
The clerk looked up panty stitcher on his computer and
finding it classified as unskilled labour, he gave him $80.00 a
week unemployment pay.
Mick was next in, and when asked his occupation,
replied," Diesel Fitter"
Since a diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave
Mick $160.00 a week.
When Paddy found out he was furious.
He stormed back into the office to find out why his
friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay.
The clerk explained "Panty Stitchers are unskilled and
Diesel Fitter's are skilled labour"

"What skill?" yelled Paddy."
"I sew da elastic on da Panties and tongs;
Mick puts 'em over his head and says: "Yep ,diesel fitter!"

2006-08-05 04:43:05 · 38 answers · asked by WILLIEGOGO 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

38 answers

I thought it was funny

2006-08-05 04:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 · 1 1

hahaha......thats really funny.........10/10
here is one for you.........have fun

A woman's husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:

"Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:

1 - You can't beat me (as my first husband did).
2 - You can't run around on me (as my first husband did).
3 - You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasn't)."

A few days later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door and a man without any arms and or legs is sitting in a wheel chair.

"Can I help you?" she says.
"I'm here about your ad in the paper."

"Which ad is that?"
"The one looking for a husband."

She says, "Uhm, well, there were certain criteria..."
"Yes, I know. Obviously, I could never beat you... I have no arms."

"Well, yes, I see that... but there were other criteria."
"And, as you can see, I could never run around on you... I have no legs."

"Well, yes, that's true... but there was one other thing that is very important..."
"Ah, yes, well... how do you think I rang the door bell?"

2006-08-05 04:49:45 · answer #2 · answered by MK 3 · 0 0

Not bad. What do they call the two Irish gays? Michael Fitzpatrick & Patrick fits Michael.

2006-08-05 04:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0 0

No!
It takes long time to read and a little difficult to understand!

2006-08-05 04:54:16 · answer #4 · answered by odysseus 2 · 0 0

Hahaha, yes I did find that funny!

And I'm definitely going to remember it.

2006-08-05 04:46:38 · answer #5 · answered by m_thurson 5 · 0 0

too long for the actuall funny part of the joke

2006-08-05 04:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by cvhiew8873 3 · 0 0

That's pretty good, but I wouldn't be telling it at open mic night or anything.

2006-08-05 04:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by wait_for_it 2 · 0 0

Woorf! That is sooooooooooooooo bad!

2006-08-05 04:46:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is really Funny.

2006-08-05 04:54:27 · answer #9 · answered by Ashley 1 · 0 0

hahahahah nice joke

2006-08-05 07:23:00 · answer #10 · answered by Mane 3 · 0 0

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