Once George Bush Jr. visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident".
Then he said, "Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?"
A little boy raises his hand and says, "If a kid runs out in the street after a ball and gets hit by a car."
Bush says, "No, that would be an accident. Can anyone else try?"
A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a busload of kids drove off a cliff."
Bush says, "No, that would be a great loss. Come on, anyone else?"
A boy raises his hand and says and says, "If you and Mrs. Bush was on a plane and it blew up."
Then Bush says, "Well, Yes, but can you tell me why it would be considered a tragedy?"
And the little boy says, "Well, it wouldn't have been an accident, and it sure as heck wouldn't have been a great loss."
2006-08-05 04:39:09 · 27 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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oh dear .. y do some of u take everything seriously ... its "jokes n riddles"... okay .
2006-08-05 05:36:56 · update #1
u remind me to add the "no offence plz" tag .... get some humor ....plz.
2006-08-05 05:40:58 · update #2
lmao
rotflmeo
bol(burst out laughing)!!!oy*simply!! thanks for the laughs :)
cheers^^ the joke is funnlycious as hell->
2006-08-05 04:46:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I agree with indraraj. No one wants to think about a kid going to school and saying stuff like that. Especially his parents, when they know that soon after they'd be dealing with their own accident/great lost/tragedy.
2006-08-05 07:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...just for the sake of joke...but frankly speaking no sane person would like to think a school going kid to taunt any elder and authoritative person like President of a great nation...irrespective of differences of opinion against his policies.
2006-08-05 05:01:41 · answer #3 · answered by indraraj22 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny! Bush would make a horrible teacher!
2006-08-05 05:34:26 · answer #4 · answered by TROLLIN' 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one who would be the hit of a party!
2006-08-05 04:44:58 · answer #5 · answered by Theater freak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i luv it its alittle long but u cant cut it shorter n i think id be hard to tell someone but it really made me laugh thanx 4 a great day starter!
2006-08-05 04:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by bootyliciousbabe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arf! Another winner
2006-08-05 04:47:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You copied my Jesse Jackson joke. You can't come up with joke so copy mine.
2006-08-05 04:45:11 · answer #8 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but death is a serious thing to joke about!
2006-08-05 04:48:17 · answer #9 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Joke...
keep up your style!!!
2006-08-05 04:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by odysseus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice lol i like it
2006-08-05 07:04:55 · answer #11 · answered by Ari C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋