Really irritating adverts!! Which one or more that make you want to hit the add man with a chair?

Question

I answered this for some one else,
I am no way easily offended so don't get me wrong none offend me, they are just really stupid and irritate me to the point of screaming.
Sheilas wheels, Picture loans, injury lawyers 4 U, and I swear one more company claims they can save me money on my car insurance I am just gonna snap.
How they they be saving me money when they runs expensive adds, all the time.
Most bank commercials, I could go on for ages.
But this is your chance to vent, I want irate answers, I promise I will forward your comments to the company committing the offence, as well as the 10 points.
So Lock and load and fire when ready!!!

Some great answers so far but get really angry.
The angriest message from the most annoyed person will be forwarded saying that because of the add we will be sure to boycott that company and it's affiliates.
The irritating Asda have me shopping at Sainsbury, that creepy kid from the velvet add has me buying any other brand.
My wife wont buy Bodyform because of their adds.

Answer 1

"Little Billy fell over in the playground and hurt his eye. We sued God for allowing this to happen. Billy got £250,000 in compensation, which helped to fund his teenage crack addiction. We are now suing God again for allowing this to happen."

OR

"Are you old? Need money for that new hip, Viagra or winter visits to Alicante? Give us the deeds to everything you own and not only will we help fund your geriatric lifestyle, we'll also rip you off for free. Bwahahaha."

Answer 2

calm down dear it's only a commercial arghhhhhhhhhhhhh Michael Winner - that guys deserved to be run over by that bird that said 'hello mum I'm on the telly!' Not only for the Esure ads but also for the Deathwish movies - he was the dude responsible for them.

But you're right with the bank ones, Picture has to be the worst!

Also those mobile ring tone ones p**s me right off.

Answer 3

I have a real hate for the Asda adverts with the kids droning on in monotone singing voices. We had 'Vindaloo' during the world cup and now 'hey good looking what you got cooking'! I have to turn the sound off or I'll probably smash the tv.

Answer 4

The advert I detest stars Joanna Lumley playing the same role she has played over the last two hundred years (too posh to wash upper crust twit) This time though even dear old Joana is pushing it too far...getting her great big cherry lipsticked face on a royal portrait as the Queen, while the 'lower classes' chew on their greasy fried breakfast down the caff. Please track these patronizing beggars down for me and ask who on earth is the intended target audience for this poor excuse for an advert. Also suggest Jollyhockeysticks Joanna gets a proper job sometime. Hisssss.

Answer 5

I wish you had asked this earlier when I had more time to think because I know there are a few that make me cringe but just cant think right now.Think I'm tired so will come back later and try the edit feature,put some in then.I'm falling asleep over the keyboard.

Answer 6

Ocean Finance - the wife is recording the guy on the phone trying to get a loan or something - WHO WOULD DO THAT?! Ugh. Nope, actually it's Picture Loans already mentioned!

Answer 7

In my area there is a company called Title Max and they advertise that you can get money for your car title and you keep the car! It shows a couple going in, getting a wad of cash and deciding to use it for a vacation. They are so giggly and happy and I think,"Yeah, right! You can't afford a vacation so how are you going to pay the money back for your car-WITH INTEREST?

Answer 8

Picture Loans
Confused.com
Elephant.co.uk
injurylawyers4u.com
quote me happy
Hastings Direct
Clit bang
Flash ads
L'Oreal ads
First Plus loans
Halifax ads
Special K ads

Answer 9

The Avtivia yogurt one with the fat ugly old ladies talking about their constipation and how 'Bloted' they feel.
The Compensation one (injury lawyers for you) when the fat chick falls over and a whole ton of make up falls out of her bag - she won £30,000 but she still cant afford a decent hair cut.

Answer 10

The Frosties ad, my little sister said there's a rumour going round her school that the boy on it committed suicide because his mates wouldn't stop picking on him.

That Asda one's annoying too, we have professional singers for a reason!