Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the
questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and said, "One that will fit a Camel."
2006-08-05 03:35:02 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha hahahahahahahahahahaha hey dude that was banging the best ever. Keep it up and you could be a comedian like Dave Chepale
2006-08-05 03:59:58 · answer #1 · answered by problemsolver86 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha
2006-08-05 03:37:52 · answer #2 · answered by kreale_78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. VERY funny. But were did you get this joke from? Did your nan tell you that joke you know- from personal experience??
2006-08-05 03:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by xx-truly-yours-xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a very long speech
how did you write tht
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2006-08-05 03:46:21 · answer #4 · answered by Cool Akshay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke
2006-08-05 03:40:25 · answer #5 · answered by TG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic, keep them coming
2006-08-05 04:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
lol thats a really good one!
hahahahahahahahahaha
roflmao
2006-08-05 03:39:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, that's funny
2006-08-05 03:38:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one...
2006-08-05 03:39:07 · answer #9 · answered by seb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...really funny...thanx!
2006-08-05 06:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋