The child was a typical four-year-old girl -- cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc.
"Now do you understand?" he asked.
"I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?"
2006-08-05 02:50:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah.......good one........lol
here is one for you........check it out......have fun
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't know what to get her.
The second man says that he bought his wife a blue Porsche and a red Porsche for her birthday because if she didn't like the blue one, she could have the red one, and vice versa.
The next week, the second man asks the other what he finally bought his wife. He replies, "a necklace and a vibrator."
"Why?" asks the second man.
To which the other man replies, "Because if she doesn't like the necklace, she can go **** herself."
2006-08-05 04:45:02 · answer #1 · answered by MK 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That is really cute. It made me laugh first thing this morning. I know people are going to tear it apart, because of the mom working thing, but it's too cute for me to, and too early. I just woke up. Plus, my kids are both grown up, so I'm not working for them anymore. LOL.
2006-08-05 09:54:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2006-08-05 09:54:06 · answer #3 · answered by just me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little ones are bright and naughty!
2006-08-05 10:09:28 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's not that funny, if you're a woman. the role of a woman in a married couple is not that of a washing machine, you know!!!!!
2006-08-05 09:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny, I quit my first job, ha ha.
2006-08-05 09:56:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eh a lil maybe
2006-08-05 09:52:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-05 10:13:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really a good one. v good. tell me more.
2006-08-05 09:53:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhhooohhh ha ha ahhhhh
2006-08-05 13:28:03 · answer #10 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋