2006-08-05 01:15:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
just wait while i take my shoes off
2006-08-05 01:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why dont you hold the 2 sheep while i do the counting?
2006-08-05 09:12:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mikillah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's been done, you see if i hadn't fallen for that before i wouldn't be sitting here right now with all these holes in my **** from the sheep that were given to me to hold on to, then the owner ran away... So no, i don't want to hold your sheep, well, maybe for a little while...
2006-08-05 08:41:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Himself a wand'rer from the narrow way
His silly sheep, what wonder if they stray?
I think its apt - but possibly a woolly answer
2006-08-07 09:20:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zzzzzzzz
2006-08-05 08:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Farmer Jack walks down the street with a sack.
A man goes up to him and says 'What you got there?'
'Hedgehogs,' was the reply.
'Ooh. I like hedgehogs. Say, if I can guess how many hedgehogs you got in that sack, can I have one?'
Farmer Jack looked the man up and down and says "You can have both of them."
2006-08-07 07:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have one sheep - and you have one sheep.
If you give me your sheep - we'll have two sheep - won't I?
2006-08-05 08:27:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, you hold one and I'll hold one. We can count mine first, then we'll count yours, okay?
2006-08-05 08:20:45 · answer #8 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you sure there is only two
wait till i count them first
in case any are missing
2006-08-05 11:43:14 · answer #9 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
y??? you already KNOW there are 2 sheep!
2006-08-05 08:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Angry Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-How many books are there on the table?
-None!
-Are you sure? Did you see well?
-Yes! I counted twice!
2006-08-05 10:15:07 · answer #11 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋