Reincarnation --- What would you like to come back as and why?

Question

I fancy as a bike because I like the outdoors and wouldn't have to walk anywhere. I would get to lean against walls and for those kinky moments get chained up and locked to railings. Ring my bell.

Answer 1

I'd like to come back as Microsoft Windows.
That way I'd only have to work when I felt like it.

Answer 2

If I've led a good life, as I have, and I get to come back as something positive, I'd like to be Angelina Jolie's next child. Not for any Oedipus reasons, but just because she is such a beautiful and caring person, inside and out. I think she'd love me, too.

If by chance I seriously screw up the rest of my life and my Good Karma turns bad, I'd like to return as Legionnaire's Disease at a Republican National Convention. I WILL get the polluters back for all of you. The nicer ones, both of them, may come back as Texas veal. The rest will likely be reincarnated as Ethiopian dung beetles or very slow blind possums along the faster stretches of the New Jersey turnpike, if not something yet lower, other republicans.

Answer 3

If reincarnation were real, I'd love to come back as a Bonobo Chimpanzee. They're a very stress-free species of chimp because they have sex . Doesn't matter who they have it with.. bro/sis, mom/daughter (oh YUCK!!!!!), granny/granson, "neighbors," just about any possible mix you can come up with. Gross, I know, but they're chimps so they don't care. In this life, I'm celibate until marriage. Waaaaa!!! (lol) That's why being a Bonobo would be COOL!!! As for "ho-ish" behavior, chimps aren't human, so the rules don't apply to them, hehehe!

Answer 4

Well I have heard of recycling but this is ridiculous!
Anyway, you may be ridden everyday, fair wear you out I guess!
Talking about recycling then, if that really took off with everyone, then perhaps I could come back as a tin can .... and I would be recycled every time ....... just think of the variey .... holding dog food one week .... tomato soup the next ..... then be a computer case ..... then part of an aeroplane ...... jeez I could circle the world!

Answer 5

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Answer 6

I don't really know what I would come back as!
I would only "buy into it" if it was perpetual and then I would then choose a form where it is practical to gain enough merit to come back!

To sum up, I would come back as a man as I think we have it pretty good but I would also like to retain some memory so as to do better the next time

Answer 7

The way things are goin, who'd want to come back to a world that had been drowned by the melting icecaps. Unless it's as a fish. A f'ckn great big fish, the type that don't get eaten by predators. Yeh a fish will do.

Answer 8

id like to come back as a leatherback turtle there really big and look cool and ive always wonderd what undiscoverd secrets lie in the sea and you can swim wherever you wanted and you have the option to go asshore for a while and they also have a long life span and if you got bored with life at see you could go to sea life centre, but with my luck i would probably end up as a hunters trophy entertaining a study wall

Answer 9

I reckon I'd like to come back as the world's first balrog. Alternatively, a beautiful girl with big t11t$ and a porsche.
Maybe a prostitute would be fun, I fancy myself as another madam whiplash and there's loads of money in it.

Answer 10

Maybe it's a way for people to explore their own fantasies.
For all the sway the idea of reincarnation holds on today's society, all over the world. few do realize it's originally a Hindu teaching.

Answer 11

I'd like to come back as a bird as i love skydiving and would like to spend more time in the air with the freedom to go anywhere i wanted