Teacher: (1)There is a frog,(2)Ship is sinking, (3)Potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then,what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
2006-08-05 00:51:41 · 17 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks. some people say it's old, but I've never heard it and I liked it.
2006-08-05 01:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hang on a cotton pickin' minute.
I bet this isn't a maths teacher because the answer is hopelessly wrong - or Wong if it's a Chinese teacher. . . .
If the answer is 32 then it wasn't a frog - it was a piece of coal.
But if the piece of coal is bigger than a cowboy's fist then the ship was a boat.
However, if the cowboy had baked beans for breakfast three mornings in a row - phew!
But then again, on the other hand, I've got four fingers and a thumb.
Good Morning, unless you are in Northern Peru in which case, please wipe your feet on the cat.
2006-08-05 08:35:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not too bad for a clean joke.
By the way, I'm 32, and I'm completely barmy!
2006-08-05 09:02:03 · answer #3 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey I'm halfway to old and I never heard it before! Cute but not as funny as the guy who is stuck in his room.
2006-08-05 13:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by Makemeaspark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is an old joke heard many times.
2006-08-05 08:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by gelilio 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Quite subtle LOL
2006-08-05 07:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not to hurt anyone's feeling but this joke is too old to make someone laugh
2006-08-05 08:03:35 · answer #7 · answered by aladdin a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-08-05 08:00:56 · answer #8 · answered by chupke chupke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-08-05 08:28:09 · answer #9 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One guy to his friend on cellphone:
"How do you know i am here?"
2006-08-05 08:03:46 · answer #10 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it loks as if its a riiddle
2006-08-05 13:45:17 · answer #11 · answered by Riya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋