I see Quorn in numerous supermarkets but to the best of my knowledge, I don't know of anybody who's actually seen a living Quornbeast.
Is our government up to something?
2006-08-05 00:13:44 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
"Quornbeast"
The lesser spotted Quornbeast resides underground and is nocturnal.... It is hairless.... and pale in colour which is why it remains hidden from it's adversaries....
Natural predator is the "homo Sapian"
The "meat" of the Quornbeast is pale and when cooked on it's own is tasteless. It has no dietary content but when added in the crock pot with a curry sauce and mixed veg it creates a tasty dish. The consistency is similar to chewing elastic bands.
2006-08-08 11:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by Hedgehog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I've seen a Tofubeast in The Far Side.
2006-08-08 17:07:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try looking under a Quornbush.
2006-08-05 07:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by AdeyAde 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suppose you will claim that you've seen a hamburger or hotdog alive at the zoo?
2006-08-05 08:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by KathyS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean a Quornbird?
2006-08-06 23:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, never
2006-08-05 07:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋