Ive been in a sexual relinship with my right hand for quite a while now..but its really only to get my left hand jelous..but ITs reallly not working Im much more attacted to my left hand because its so much softer and more devianiar....but now I think my right hand is getting atached how can I break up with righty and get with lefty?
2006-08-04 22:41:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Its menage trois, You me and Heineken, cuz you're pretty when Im drunk!
Try sitting on your right hand for, like 30 minutes while you watch a porno. Then it'll be so "tingling" from cutting off the circulation that it will be as if a stranger's hand, cuz you wont much feel your hand.
2006-08-04 22:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Jeff B 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cut off your right hand. Of course it will be upset but what the heck righty has already had more than its share
2006-08-05 05:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I think the "hands" have been "hangin" around together and diss'in you, behind your back.....
They are so much alike, you know, that you just might have lost a good hand, and can't expect much use from the other, in fact, it's possible that they've 'shook on it'............and if so.........you're possibly "afoot"............
May I suggest; you don't leave the answer up to Yahoo --- but ::
TALK TO THE HAND!!!
(YOUR RIGHT HAND, MAN)!!!
2006-08-05 06:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It takes 2 hands to handle the whopper.
2006-08-05 06:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go with JackSmiths answer
2006-08-05 05:47:17 · answer #5 · answered by kensithan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just cut off ur both hands
2006-08-05 05:46:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear a glove....it'll be like a whole new hand.
2006-08-05 06:11:53 · answer #7 · answered by TonyB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stab it with a pencil really hard.
2006-08-05 05:54:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about ur mouth? can u reach down there? I'm sure it wants some lovin' too!
2006-08-05 05:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
go for a three some
2006-08-05 05:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by jac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋