since the death of my grandpa 6 weeks ago my 76 year old granny reckons its a new lease of life for her, she has taken to going out to bars on a friday nite wearing the highest heels and shortest mini skirts asking guys in their 20's if they "wanna spehd the nite with her" thankfully none have obliged her yet', she also hangs around the mall saturday afteroons smoking dope and abusing passers by, but what is real worrying now she reckon she wants to try CRACK COCAINE.. how can we get her back in her rocking chair doing her knitting???????
2006-08-04 22:02:56 · 18 answers · asked by qcumber man 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
This has got to be a wind up.OK have a drink in a pub granny but trying to pull 20 year olds and smoking dope,oh my god how embarrassing.I saw a documentary not so long ago where this 70 year old was trying to pull these young guy's,it looked revolting and she was really making a fool of herself because they were just not interested.I'm all for pensioners having fun but there are limits.Have a good talk to your gran.Get her a PlayStation or something to try and take her mind of these other pursuits.
2006-08-04 22:19:07 · answer #1 · answered by Julie 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think I met her in my local bar, she was asking way over the top dollar, that's the only reason no one has obliged her yet!
You must have a few words with her, tell her she must bring her prices down, and advise her that spitting baccy juice over every one is a bit 'off putting'!
I think she is on the right track, there is no money to be made in knitting!
2006-08-04 22:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you planning on sitting in the rocking chair when you are 76?When I get that old I will be addicted to blue pills walking around popping old ladies on the butt with my Cain!
2006-08-04 22:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by Retarded Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have experience in assisting the Elderly...give me a contact + 900.oo US dollars a week and i'll chaperone Grandma on her outings.
I will not have sex with her but i might smoke her grass.
i'll insure she stays OFF the crack also- that's bad stuff. Has she ever been to Amsterdam? that might be a therauputic (sp-2) trip-no Pun intended
2006-08-04 22:15:11 · answer #4 · answered by Shuffleking Jr. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO, sorry, but this reminds me of the time that Grandad resorted to the same tactics, and chatting up young ladys after the death of grandma. I sought the help of our local Doctor, he smiled sympathetically and said "Don't worry about it" I asked why, and he replied, "Well look at it this way, my dog chases motorcycles, but can he hellers like ride one". Get your gran some bereavement counselling, that should help.
2006-08-04 22:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Mark S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must be a reaction to her recent loss. Maybe one day she will break down and you should be there to support her. Try talking to her, gently, and tell her to forget crack cocaine. Make it clear though that she can still go out and enjoy herself, just in less frivolous and audacious ways.
2006-08-04 22:13:37 · answer #6 · answered by Rox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave her to it man, what harm can it do to let your hair down at the end of your life? Its not like she has to worry about long term health hazards.... Let your Freak-Flag fly Granny !!!
2006-08-04 22:26:06 · answer #7 · answered by ......... ........... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh please tell me this is a joke!!!
My father in law died in May - he was an overbearing horrible old man - and my mother-in-law has just announced her decision to visit for three months. She says she wants to have all the things she's been deprived of for so many years. I thought she meant chocolates!
2006-08-04 22:18:17 · answer #8 · answered by True Blue Brit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think she's the sanest person alive, would she like to get involved in local politics? The Democrats are waiting for your call.
2006-08-04 22:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its always disturbing when elderly relatives go off the rails and decide to throw off their thermals and 'ave it large.
Personally I blame the parents.
2006-08-04 22:19:29 · answer #10 · answered by pea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋