why do chickens like crossing the road? Seriously.?

Answer 1

to get tho the other side. DUAH?!!!!...

Answer 2

I did not know that chickens really like crossing the road, I figured most ended up there cause they fell of a truck. So maybe they were already in the road and had to try to cross to keep from getting hit by a car.

Answer 3

Do youreally want to know?


>Darwin:
>-------
>Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
>selected in such a way that they are now genetically
>dispositioned to cross roads.
>
>Freud:
>-------
>The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road
>reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
>
>Machiavelli:
>-------------
>The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who
>cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever
>motive there was.
>
>Albert Camus:
>---------------
>It doesn't matter; the chicken's actions
>have no meaning except to him.
>
>Oliver Stone:
>--------------
>The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the
>road?" but is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same time whom
>we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"
>
>Bill Clinton:
>--------------
>It wasn't me. I wasn't chasing the chicken. There was no inappropriate
>relationship between me and the chicken
>
>Newt Gingrich
>--------------
>Because the Chicken was kicked out of the coop.
>
>Jerry Seinfeld:
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>Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
>anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing
>walking around all over the place anyway?"
>
>Martin Luther King, Jr.:
>------------------------
>I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
>without having their motives called into question.
>
>Immanuel Kant:
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>The chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross
>the road of his own free will.
>
>George Orwell:
>-------------
>Because the government had fooled him into thinking
>that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really
>only serving their interests.
>
>Karl Marx:
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>It was a historical inevitability.
>
>Nietzsche:
>------------
>Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road
>gazes also across you.
>
>Jean-Paul Sartre:
>------------------
>In order to act in good faith and be true to itself,
>the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
>
>Albert Einstein:
>-----------------
>Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
>crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
>
>Buddha:
>-------
>If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
>
>Ralph Waldo Emerson:
>---------------------
>It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
>
>Ernest Hemingway:
>-----------------
>To die. In the rain.
>
>Bill Gates:
>-----------
>I have just released the new Chicken 2000, which will
>both cross roads, balance your checkbook, and solve your Y2K problem
>
>Colonel Sanders of KFC:
>------------------------
>I missed one?


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Answer 4

So that people can ask the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but really, only the chicken knows why he did. And damn him because he won't tell a single person why he did. That little bastard.

Answer 5

I bought a bunch of day old Cornish Cross meat chickens they got as big as turkeys, but they would go out and stand in the road till someone hit them, one after the other, not bright creatures.

Answer 6

Well you see the chicken came before the egg because God made People, animals, birds, fish and plants.
God didn't make babies, eggs, and seeds, because they needed the parents to take care of them while they were young.

So since the chicken came before the egg, she had to cross the road to get to her nest to lay her eggs.


God Bless You, ;-)

Answer 7

I honestly have never seen a single chicken cross a road. €ver.

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Tee hee!

Answer 8

Just to make you ask about it.


Why did the chickin cross the road?
1-cuz IT CAN.
2- to get to the other side.
3- to get the grass.
4- bla bla bla.

WHO CARES? IT'S ONLY A JOKE.

Answer 9

to prove to the oppusum that it can be done


it was stapled to the punk


it is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

Answer 10

Sometimes the trucks hauling corn spill some on the road, and they go up there to eat it.

Answer 11

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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To get to the other slide.

Hyuk, hyuk!!! ('',)
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