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Dont you appreciate what he did for you? You should give him a nice red light special for what he did for you

I'm a bored Atheists

2006-08-04 18:11:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

13 answers

are you kidding? jesus was hot

2006-08-04 18:17:35 · answer #1 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 0 0

You must be bored! Let's see, would I have sex with Jesus because he died for my sins? Hmm, well wouldn't it be a sin in itself if I had sex with him without being married to him? Since he already died, I think it would be pretty tough to have sex with him, but just for fun let's say that he's back on this mortal earth and is lookin' for some action. In that case, if he gave me that 'come hither' look from across the bar, you better believe that I'd mosey on over to him.

2006-08-04 18:17:59 · answer #2 · answered by Answers to Nurse 3 · 0 0

Your giving the atheists a bad rap....athiests might not believe in God....but there is a difference between atheists and haters....and you are not atheist....you are a hater....

2006-08-04 18:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you are bored, ask some good, thought provoking questions rather than this drivel.

2006-08-04 18:16:37 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0 0

I don't think Jesus would accept such responsability, sorry bud...

Jesus wasn't a whore...

---PS. As far as I know

2006-08-04 18:16:14 · answer #5 · answered by Icera 2 · 0 0

Seek help weirdo.

2006-08-04 18:14:45 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 3 · 0 0

if ur bored bo to bed, if i were married to him yes

2006-08-04 18:16:11 · answer #7 · answered by ounce212001 1 · 0 0

Nope. I didn't ask him to die in the first place.

2006-08-04 18:16:06 · answer #8 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0 0

its OK you don't believe in god....you don't have to, cause he knows your real and at the end that all that's really matters...so keep it up

2006-08-04 18:16:58 · answer #9 · answered by butterflyfrills 4 · 0 0

I would.He wouldn't.

2006-08-04 18:19:20 · answer #10 · answered by blah,blah,blah 3 · 0 0

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