Tell me a funny story! Here is the catch.. it has to be TRUE! Funniest gets 10pts!
2006-08-04 18:05:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama poopied in her pants
2006-08-04 18:14:30 · answer #1 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
13 Reasons to Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and over fifty for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.
Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?
Bumper sticker of the year:
"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier"
And remember: life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
umm... I guess it's true because it IS 13 reasons to smile, and my cousin tells it to everyone, and it's his own personal experiences (ex: the Guess shirt)
2006-08-05 01:12:18 · answer #2 · answered by nichellecomicbookgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was having a tea break after working on my car when my five year old son came running into the kitchen all excited and said dad Iv'e filled the car up for you then went running back out. I thought I better go and see what he was doing so I went outside to see the garden hose in my petrol tank. He filled the car up for me allright With water.Not funny at the time but looking back after many years I think it was quite funny.
2006-08-05 01:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by j.macka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one sunday morning I woke early and decided to fix breakfast for the wife and kids. Being alone in the kitchen it was not big deal to release a little pressure and " pass Gas"
moments later my five year old son walked sleepily into the kitchen rubbing his eyes.
He stopped, sniffed once or twice and exclaimed " daddy?? I smell hard boiled eggs and I want one!"
2006-08-05 03:22:45 · answer #4 · answered by daliance 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend was trying to impress a guy last satruday at a club so she started dancing like crazy before i could say stop she fell,she did'nt hurt anything but i was laughing like hell,laughing too much coz i fell too....i just blame it on the beer
2006-08-05 01:15:31 · answer #5 · answered by lisa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONE TIME MY LIITLE 5-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW AND I WHERE GOING 2 THE PARK. AFTER A WHILE HE ASK ME 2 BUY HIM ICE CREAM AND I SAID no.later i saw a duck and i said look at the duck. where he said. right there. where. its right in front of u. where?rite there. where i cant see the ice cream?????????
2006-08-05 01:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by looneytoon387 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do U know history is so sweet?
Because it is full of dates
2006-08-05 02:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my boyfriend & his bestfriend went striking throught a Jewish Church parking lot once...
2006-08-05 01:16:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋