whoever has the best joke will get 10 points!?

Answer 1

A woman stops by the market to purchase milk, eggs, and bacon.
A drunk standing behind her in line says, "You must be single."
"You're right," says the woman. "You can tell that from my purchases?"
"No," says the drunk. "Because you're ugly."

Answer 2

two homeless guys were sitting under a bridge drinKing wine. They decided some nachos would go well with the wine.

so the first guys says " I will get the chips and to the second guy says "you get the cheese"

"ok says the second guy and then we meet back here in 30 minutes right?"

"right syas the first one and be sure to get the right kind of cheese!"

30 minutes latter the first guy is waiting with a bagg of chips when the second guy comes running up all out of breath

"Did you get the cheese?"

"Yes"

"did you get the right kind of cheese?"

"Yes"

"are you sure you got the right kind of cheese?"

"Yes"

"How do you know you got the right kind of cheese?"

" because the lady whose bag I stole it out of chased me for three blocks screaming " THATS NOTCH YO CHEESE ! THATS NOTCH YO CHEESE ! THATS NOTCH YO CHEESE!!!

Answer 3

Q : If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

A : The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

Answer 4

A man walks into a bar carrying a lizard. The bartender asks for the lizards name. "I call him Tiny," answers the man. "Why would you have named him Tiny?" asks the bartender. "Because he's my newt," the man replies.

Answer 5

3 BOYS DY AN GO 2 HEVEN WHENTHEY ARRIVE THERE AN ANGEL COFFS THE FIRST 2 2THE UGLIEST GIRLS Y THEY ASK. CUZ WEN U WER 12 YOU KILLED A CAT. DA 3 BOY GETS CUFFED W/ DA PRETTIEST GIRL. Y CUZ WEN SHE WAS 12 SH KILLED A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!