2006-08-04 17:49:17 · 26 answers · asked by dsgc05™ 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
stress from hearing all those Christians complaining i think he should go to pot instead
2006-08-05 04:41:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you have been smoking more than cigarettes so stop smoking or you will surely kill off the last two brains cells left over from your last hit. The brain is a terrible thing to waste so put it to go use and stay in school---from your favorite teacher.
2006-08-04 17:58:36 · answer #2 · answered by Lifeline 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because tobacco tastes good! I'm actually a Christian and believe very much in God and all that jazz and I have to admit that every night I go out and smoke and I look up at the stars and I do a lot of good praying...one of the first things I say when I'm praying (and I'm completely serious here) is "Thank you God for tobacco! You saw that it was good, and it is good!"
2006-08-04 17:56:17 · answer #3 · answered by iamsupermanurnot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, the man needs a smoke break too! He probably hasn't had one in the past century, so let him smoke your last cigarette! Either that, or he thought it was weed, I don't know.
2006-08-04 18:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe because they were becoming an "idol" in your life and you were placing more importance on them than on God. He does that you know? When people get too caught up in the things of this world and fail to give Him thanks for his provision He will strip away those things from them so that they might remember who their true provider is.
2006-08-04 17:54:20 · answer #5 · answered by Martin S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because God is Good.
He Giveth and Obviously, he Taketh Away.
2006-08-04 17:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why ask why, lets all be one with our family member, the cigarette.
2006-08-04 17:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stress?
2006-08-04 17:52:06 · answer #8 · answered by ray of sunshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two reasons-
1. He just had the best sex of his life
2. His old lady just smoked his last joint
2006-08-04 18:17:11 · answer #9 · answered by umicantgetaname 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't God that was me. Sorry I was out. I'll go get another pack for us.
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2006-08-04 17:53:11 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋