2006-08-04 17:40:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, according to Christianity, infants and newborns have already sinned. I was shocked to know HOW they had sinned. The priests in my old school (Christian school... :-/) told me, "Whenever a baby cries just for attention, they're being greedy. Whenever they drink milk, they become gluttonous and want more milk. Whenever they see other children getting more attention, that greed and gluttony combine with envy and the child begins to have evil thoughts." I swear, I wanted to shoot the bastards to put them out of their misery. A newborn sinning? Give me a damn break!
As for the test, I suppose "god" licks the person and if it tastes good, he/she's "innocent." If the person tastes bad, he/she's "tainted" and must be sent to hell. If the person has a different taste, such as slightly salty, sour, or brothy (ie neither good or bad...), then "god" takes out a giant roll of litmus paper (courtesy of HydrionPapers, lol [an actual brand of litmus paper]) and scrapes it onto the person. If it turns blue, they'll die. If it turns red, they'll die. If it turns green, they'll die... 2 times. If it turns yellow, they'll die 3 times. If it turns light yellowish-greenish something-ish... they'll live. :-p
2006-08-04 18:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by masterdeath01 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how would any of us know? in the end, we're not the one administering the test.
just live your life out for god as best you can and you have nothing to worry about!
2006-08-05 01:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by skeptical_me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No such thing as "innocent" life. Only those who haven't "sinned yet" such as infants.
2006-08-05 00:51:20 · answer #3 · answered by AdamKadmon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Throw it in the water.
If it sinks and dies, it is innocent.
If it floats, shoot it and pray that it gets to heaven.
2006-08-05 00:47:13 · answer #4 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Each men has the answer in his soul is:The peace of you conscience.
2006-08-05 05:30:03 · answer #5 · answered by mirna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You might want to try explaining yourself a little more
2006-08-05 00:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by papaofgirlmegan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why ask why, lets all be one with our family, the brick.
2006-08-05 00:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what the heck do you mean?
2006-08-05 00:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by venus11224 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋