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Why dont women need skis?
-Because there is no snow between the kitchen and the laundry room
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
-Trick question...feminists can't change anything

2006-08-04 17:21:12 · 11 answers · asked by mvp 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

lol clever and cute i love them lol check ya later ♥ ^^ they need to learn how to take a joke, duh! lol sorry


Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?

Slap the lazy b i t c h

How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?

None the b i t c h should have opened it before she handed it to you. ♥

2006-08-04 17:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1 0

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

Question to the 'feminists;' how can you expect to win the 'battle of the sexes' when 99% of your team is still sleeping with the enemy?

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-05 00:54:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

how is a woman and a linoleum floor the same?
Lay em right the first time and you can walk all over em the rest of your life.Ha Ha Ha,gotta laugh at your self sometimes.
I thought your jokes were cute.

2006-08-05 00:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by jussmessin 2 · 2 0

lol good
how about this one-

There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary- those who do and those who dont!!!!
hahahahaha!!!!

2006-08-05 00:32:11 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ask me♥ 2 · 0 0

Hey you got some racist ones too?

2006-08-05 00:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by newgenre1 3 · 1 0

a little feminist. aren't you.

2006-08-05 01:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by singlemom1204 2 · 0 0

whatever punk...i dont like em...are you doing this to make women mad

2006-08-05 00:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0 0

ooo a little nasty but ok.. nice try

2006-08-05 00:24:52 · answer #8 · answered by MelbMummi 2 · 0 0

lol that is funny

2006-08-05 00:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by christina 2 · 0 0

um...they are ok i guess

2006-08-05 01:27:34 · answer #10 · answered by babydol702002 2 · 0 0

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